My balls

[Freak Out]

This is the problem with you dumb gabachos. You cut your fucking balls open just so your women don't have to drink a pill?? Fuck that!! I will just get a new one if it comes down to that shit.

Besides what if you are chosen to repopulate the planet after the apocalypse?

Ok.....I'm glad he did it now.

[mraynrand]

This is the problem with you dumb gabachos. You cut your fucking balls open just so your women don't have to drink a pill?? Fuck that!! I will just get a new one if it comes down to that shit.

Besides what if you are chosen to repopulate the planet after the apocalypse?

Ok.....I'm glad he did it now.

Agreed. If the apocalypse does arrive, I'd put my hopes in Musky Queen and Jermichael to do the repopulating.

[HowardRoark]

Agreed. If the apocalypse does arrive, I'd put my hopes in Musky Queen and Jermichael to do the repopulating.

Let's leave that job to Cain.

[Harlan Huckleby]

the hermanator is ultimate spermanator

I LOVE that guy, and I'm being sincere. Wish all pols were so lively and personable.

[swede]

the hermanator is ultimate spermanator

I LOVE that guy, and I'm being sincere. Wish all pols were so lively and personable.

Where was your support during the Anthony Weiner Watch? He could have used the back up.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Where was your support during the Anthony Weiner Watch? He could have used the back up.

hey, i liked him too. i see a pattern forming....

[HowardRoark]

Urban myth.

[mraynrand]

Let's leave that job to Cain.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

I did not behave inappropriately with eenyone!


Guilt through association of lip pursing! Get the body language people. Indict! Indict!

[MJZiggy]

This is the problem with you dumb gabachos. You cut your fucking balls open just so your women don't have to drink a pill?? Fuck that!! I will just get a new one if it comes down to that shit.

Besides what if you are chosen to repopulate the planet after the apocalypse?

Before you think it's that simple, read the risks and warning label on a pack of those pills.

[SkinBasket]

Tried to do too much yesterday. Giant deep purple bruise on the sack today.

[MJZiggy]

This is your perfect excuse to milk a few days of doing nothing for the sacrifice you made to the greater good and you go and do too much...

[SkinBasket]

This is your perfect excuse to milk a few days of doing nothing for the sacrifice you made to the greater good and you go and do too much...

I already milked those days. I got til Monday to be limber again.

[SkinBasket]

So it's not a bruise, it's a scrotal hematoma. Now I got three balls, one of them is a blood sac. This is horseshit.

[hoosier]

I told you. Or rather, I warned Howie. Shoulda listened to your urologist. Those blood vessels down there are hard to shut off once they start bleeding. And be thankful if your scrotum doesn't reach the size of a canteloupe.

[swede]

So it's not a bruise, it's a scrotal hematoma. Now I got three balls, one of them is a blood sac. This is horseshit.

Hey Skin!

I made a poem for you! I’m having a hard time completing it though.



Having done Darwin his due, reproducing one then two
It was time to be realistic, face the stark statistic
I’d met the quota deucy, no more should reproducy

Told the lady that I loved her, wanted that much more of her
But the semen that went in her should no longer hold a winner
As this conclusion hadn’t shocked her, it was time to call the doctor

The physician started tripping when told he could get snipping
Experminating futures with a snip and microsutures
With a minimum of peril that quack had made me sterile

Post-surgical procedure was pain and days of leisure
Once I’d fully rested no further bad expected
And then I caught the faint aroma of a scrotal hematoma

This bloody complication was a painful compilation
Of discolored manly tissue and it brought to mind the issue
That this procedure would really suck if I could no longer…

Dang it! I can’t think of a good concluding word