My balls

[Scott Campbell]

Nobody commented about the itching after the shaving.

Why - is it bad?

[HowardRoark]

Good news! The hematoma has enveloped my left testicle, so it's no longer trying to push it out of my scrotum, but the entire left side of my sack is a solid mass shaped like my nut cup now and the extra pressure on those nerves is not relenting. And then my wife starts bitching at me about cleaning the house up before her fucking sister gets here. Like I give a fuck what her sister thinks, especially enough to murder my balls over it every time I have to bend over or go up the stairs.

We should really see if the AMA would like to use this thread on their website. It is a very good educational piece on snipping.

Mine could not have been more different than Skin’s; I am a sperm free, well shorn man without a wife bitching at me or a sister in law to worry about…..and my house is clean.

I had zero complications.

[SkinBasket]

I had zero complications.

I am the 5%.

[SkinBasket]

Skin, if we'd have thought this through we would have made another photodocumentary similar to the bathroom renovation thread. It's killing me not to be able to load an image and then look away in horror and disgust. Or you could load an image of your sister-in-law looking away in horror and disgust.

Zool lobbied hard, but I didn't think it would be nearly this much of an adventure.

[Zool]

Zool lobbied hard, but I didn't think it would be nearly this much of an adventure.

You never fucking listen to me

[mraynrand]

Nobody commented about the itching after the shaving.

If you had promised to scratch, things would have been different.

[mraynrand]

I think it's time for Skin to break out the leeches. This has gone on long enough.

[SkinBasket]

Now that I've molded the hematoma to the shape of my nut cup, it's not so bad. I just have to do a lot of adjusting to make sure my giant, heavy ballsack fits.

[hoosier]

Have it drained.

[Freak Out]

[Iron Mike]

Garbage Can, here we come.....

[swede]

Mine's bigger.

[SkinBasket]

Have it drained.

I'm not doctor, but I believe that a) it's far too solidified to be drained and b) draining only serves to greatly increase the rate of infection. Thus, unless something is in danger, they want to let it resolve itself.

[Deputy Nutz]

You can't have it drained, you have to have it removed. Been there.

[Deputy Nutz]

Mike, I think that guy was dead. Or at least he should be