My balls

[Freak Out]

Howz the jewels.....or what's left of them?

[SkinBasket]

The pain lasted about a week, then subsided when I took my balls to Great Wolf and spent long hours in the hot tub between episodes of slapping them on water slides. The hematoma is reducing nicely, and is down about 30-40% from it's peak. It moves around inside the sack now instead of pushing against it in a desperate effort to break my scrotum wide open, and almost just feels like a hard, heavy testicle 4 times too big. So, to sum, things are going splendidly. Only 3 more ejaculations until I take them a baby batter sample to make sure the sugar is missing.

[HowardRoark]

Great Wolf should put that in their brochures.

[mraynrand]

Great Wolf should put that in their brochures.

[Freak Out]

How are the scrotums these days boys? Everything all healed up and functioning norm.....well...you know what I mean.

[HowardRoark]

How are the scrotums these days boys? Everything all healed up and functioning norm.....well...you know what I mean.

All systems go.

[SkinBasket]

I've still got a couple of bad angles on the one nut, but it's still there. Or if it isn't I don't know the difference. Every now and again the one rubs it's point against the other and that's kind of a sickening, uncomfortable feeling, but nothing as bad as the initial explosion.

PS: thanks for asking. You show more concern than my wife in this regard.

[Cleft Crusty]

Clefty has warned about this before, but it's so important, I feel the need to repeat: Never mix Flomax and Viagra - imagine a chase scene from a cop movie where the perp crashes his car into and knocks over a fire hydrant.

[HowardRoark]