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  • The Musky Queen

    Deserves her own fucking thread. If for no other reason than to counterbalance all the shitty threads woody's been starting.



    So here's the question: you're forced to do one of three things:

    1) die a horrible and painful death
    2) have anal sex with that musky while it tries to bite you
    3) have normal intercourse with the Musky Queen while Micheal Bolton plays a plaintive serenade in the background.

    Which do you choose?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    Why did you have to go and put Michael Bolton into the mix? Look, don't be so down on the Musky Queen. Based on comparison to Jermichael, she must be at least 6 feet tall. She would easily bear many strong boys able to take over the farm when you're a senile codger or play on the O-line for the Packers. Many guys would be lucky to be with such a sturdy handsome lady, who clearly is also an expert fisherman.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      What...? No "Fuck YOTTO" option?

      I'd bang the queen.
      C.H.U.D.

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      • #4
        I'd mount it.
        After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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        • #5
          Skin's in love.
          All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
            I'd mount it.
            The Musky Queen certainly did
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              Look at that finley asshole, just staring at the camera man after he scored. How dare he!
              All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

              George Orwell

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              • #8
                C'mon now.....get rid of that milky white skin, put some makeup on and an actual hair style and u boys would be giving her a 2nd look.

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                • #9
                  You forgot the short skirt and cleavage...
                  "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                  • #10
                    long live the queen!

                    what's wrong with you skinbasket? She looks sweet and fuckable.

                    anybody who has slept with a few women knows you can't tell how good the sex will be by looking at um. Or so I am told.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                      You forgot the short skirt and cleavage...
                      that was intentional

                      http://s453.photobucket.com/albums/q...rent=Bleah.mp4
                      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GrnBay007 View Post
                        C'mon now.....get rid of that milky white skin, put some makeup on and an actual hair style and u boys would be giving her a 2nd look.
                        I'm still not convinced its a her.
                        Originally posted by 3irty1
                        This is museum quality stupidity.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post

                          anybody who has slept with a few women knows you can't tell how good the sex will be by looking at um.........

                          .......their Adam's apple?

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