I want to sex the monkeys

[SkinBasket]

All in?

[SkinBasket]

The ones with a small m.

[red]

is this an orgy sign up thread?

i'm in if the chicks sign up

[HowardRoark]

The ones with a small m.

Forget it then.

[Tarlam!]

I will be sprinting. I don't wanna get an ugly one.

[Zool]

Forget it then.

I want Davey. You can have Mike.

[Upnorth]

Do people say your monkeying around?

[SkinBasket]

A day with a book. A fine day to masturbate.

[mraynrand]

Nutz and the Skinbasket

[Upnorth]

"Where did you hide the banana this time???"

[SkinBasket]

Watching "Virgin Diaries." Never wanted to kill myself on someone else's behalf so much before. These people should just be fixed, so they don't have to obsess about having sex at 35 anymore.

[mraynrand]

Watching "Virgin Diaries." Never wanted to kill myself on someone else's behalf so much before. These people should just be fixed, so they don't have to obsess about having sex at 35 anymore.

People still have sex at 35?

[MJZiggy]

People still have sex at 35?

Hell yes.

[Freak Out]

I'm fucking on the last train to Clarksville.

[mraynrand]

Man1: I am having trouble with the wife. You see, I can't, you know, uh, function properly, uh, anymore.
Man2: Have you tried Viagra?
Man1: Is that the drug that gives you the four hour erection?
Man2: pretty much, yeah. It will solve your problem
Man1: Can I get it over the counter?
Man2: Yeah, but only if you take two pills