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  • #16
    Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Felix Navidad to everyone.
    Who the fuck is Felix and what does his dad being in the Navy have to do with Xmas?

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    • #17
      LOL!

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      • #18
        Merry Xmas too all and to Bah Humbug to the Bears.
        2025 Ratpickers champion.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
          Im sure every Christmas is a White one for most of you.

          Felix Navidad to everyone.
          keep your south of the border BS where it belongs

          south of the boarder, behind that giant protective wall

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          • #20
            Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
            Im sure every Christmas is a White one for most of you.

            Felix Navidad to everyone.
            Your secret is out. Now NO ONE will believe you're a real mexican. Sheesh.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
              Im sure every Christmas is a White one for most of you.

              Felix Navidad to everyone.
              That's Feliz, Cholo.

              Like in this here song.....

              Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
              We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
              Little sister brought her new boyfriend
              He was a Mexican
              We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
              Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

              Brother Ken brought his kids with him
              The three from his first wife Lynn
              And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
              Of course he brought his new wife Kay
              Who talks all about AA
              Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
              The First Noel

              Carve the Turkey
              Turn the ball game on
              It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
              Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
              We need some ice and an extension chord
              A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
              A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights
              Halelluja everybody say cheese
              Merry Christmas from the family

              Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
              I can't remember how I'm kin to them
              But when they tried to plug their motor home in
              They blew our Christmas lights
              Cousin David knew just what went wrong
              So we all waited out on our front lawn
              He threw the breaker and the lights came on
              And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

              Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
              It's Bloody Marys
              Cause We All Want One!
              Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
              We need some celery and a can of fake snow
              A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
              A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
              Halelluja, everybody say cheese
              Merry Christmas from the Family

              Feliz Navidad!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                Im sure every Christmas is a White one for most of you.

                Felix Navidad to everyone.
                We had a green one down here. Went and had breakfast on Fort Myers Beach and to the pool in the afternoon.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Pugger View Post
                  We had a green one down here. Went and had breakfast on Fort Myers Beach and to the pool in the afternoon.
                  I used to love jumping in the pool for a while on Christmas after the gifts were opened.
                  "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Tarlam! View Post
                    Who the fuck is Felix and what does his dad being in the Navy have to do with Xmas?
                    My phone's autofill is racist.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                      My phone's autofill is racist.
                      Whatever you say Felix.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by retailguy View Post
                        Whatever you say Felix.
                        hehe

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