Cheezey Seduction Techniques

[Harlan Huckleby]

best gay bar line, "mind if I push in your stool?"

"you must be overdue at the library, cause you got fine written all over you." now that one could work.

[GrnBay007]

Oh boy

[Tarlam!]

Oh boy

Yeah, that's what he's saying.

[mraynrand]

"you must be overdue at the library, cause you got fine written all over you."

That one got me a vodka tonic in the kisser once!

[mraynrand]

I once used this: "Let's swim to the moon, let's climb through the tide, penetrate the evening that the City sleeps to hide."

I can still hear the laughter.

Never use Doors lyrics in a trendy bar.

[Iron Mike]

I once used this: "Let's swim to the moon, let's climb through the tide, penetrate the evening that the City sleeps to hide."

I can still hear the laughter.

Never use Doors lyrics in a trendy bar.

That's a little more subtle than "C'mon, touch me babe....can't you see that I am not afraid."

[MadtownPacker]

Cant you guys just a get some hoe drunk and make it easy?

[Iron Mike]

Never use Doors lyrics in a trendy bar.

I can't believe that "American Prayer" wouldn't translate into instant ass:

[Deputy Nutz]

What do you tell them?

I say, "It mostly has to do with his Grandma."

[3irty1]

My Jewish girl pickup line:

"If you were any hotter you'd be a pile of ashes."

Can we move this to the GC yet?

[Harlan Huckleby]

My Jewish girl pickup line:

"If you were any hotter you'd be a pile of ashes.

I think those jokes are out of fashion now. Not for PC reasons, the era has receded from living memory. I remember this super-skinny kid we played backyard hockey with was nicknamed "Auschwitz."