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    I've got an assload. Recipes?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    I don't really like carrots, but I like carrot cake. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/carrot-cake-iii/
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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    • #3
      i'm sure you could probably fine use for them by imagining they're anal dildos

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      • #4
        See, red, and I was just going to suggest shredding them and cooking them down into tomato sauce.
        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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        • #5
          Eat them raw or load the fucking Vitamix up. Dipping them in some Greek style yogurt is awesome as well.
          C.H.U.D.

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          • #6
            You got a juicer? Carrot with orange juice is nice and your kids will drink it. If not raw or cooked with butter is nice. Maybe go with cream of carrot soup?

            Zig, how do carrots turn into tomato sauce?
            All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

            George Orwell

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
              You got a juicer? Carrot with orange juice is nice and your kids will drink it. If not raw or cooked with butter is nice. Maybe go with cream of carrot soup?

              Zig, how do carrots turn into tomato sauce?
              They don't turn into it. You grind them up and put them in the tomato sauce and once they cook soft, the little kids will never know there are (ick) veggies in the sauce.
              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                They don't turn into it. You grind them up and put them in the tomato sauce and once they cook soft, the little kids will never know there are (ick) veggies in the sauce.
                That's to much trouble.....just beat them until they eat the carrots.
                C.H.U.D.

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                • #9
                  Oh, the kids eat the carrots raw, and I manage to eat one every now and again too for breakfast, but it's an assload, not a vaginaload. I've got a couple cups softened that I had extra from a pork chop with apples and carrots meal tonight. I'll mash those up and stick some raisins in it for the kids tomorrow, but I still have an assload left. I need a carrot destroying recipe or two, not this ass slapping, ball tickling around the edges bullshit.

                  At least Upnorth is some help. A carrot puree soup must be in order. Maybe a little brown sugared crab...
                  "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                  • #10
                    http://www.campbellskitchen.com/Sear...Carrots&pd=yes
                    I can't run no more
                    With that lawless crowd
                    While the killers in high places
                    Say their prayers out loud
                    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                    A thundercloud
                    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                    • #11
                      Bitch use them for juice if you got alot and skip the OJ. If the ones you got are the sweet kind shit will be great as is. You will run through them quick.

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                      • #12
                        I remember some jello salad my mom used to make that had finely shredded carrots in it...lots too....or maybe it just seemed like it because they were finely shredded. Anyway, I bet your kids would like that.

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                        • #13
                          Make some homemade chicken noodle soup and load it up with carrots!

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                          • #14
                            use them for Deer Bait. then shoot that fucker. turn your carrots into meat!

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                            • #15
                              I like em with peanut butter.

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