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I fucking hate cooked carrots, infact any orange vegetable I hate. I would throw those fuckers out in the yard and hope that some wild animal will eat them. That is what I do with all my wasted produce. I feed wild animals since we don't allow bums in my gated community.
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Oh and another thing, doesn't this thread scream, "ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR"?
Fucking carrots.Comment
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Roasted is the best way really....cut up spuds and carrots into equal sizes....lube with olive oil....salt and pepper and roast em in the oven until fork-able. Roasty brown on the edges....yum.C.H.U.D.Comment
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You haven't contributed anything positive here in years. All you do is sob about an old, washed up pervert and make snarky comments about everyone else who's moved on. Which is, like, everyone. And to think, I once fought for your freedom. I wish Partial were here right now to put you in your place!Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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The carrots have earned our attention.Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View PostAll tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George OrwellComment
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Ok, I will bite because you are lonely, why do you have so many carrots?Comment
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I'm not going to tell you.Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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Then you shall suffer with your carrots since no one gave you an actual good tasting idea for carrots. I mean if you couldn't think of roasting the carrots or making a stew with carrots yourself you probably should have ended it a long time ago.Comment
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I just ate a bunch of washed, organic baby carrots I bought at Costco. My vision improved!C.H.U.D.Comment
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I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard CohenComment
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I like carrots because the make nutty and skinny fight.Comment
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How has no one suggested the obvious? Round off the pointed end and shove them up your ass. See if you can break a world recordOriginally posted by 3irty1Comment
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He already said he has an assload. I think that's where he's storing them to begin with.Originally posted by Zool View Post"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg JenningsComment
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Rump Roast with carrots!Originally posted by MJZiggy View PostI can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard CohenComment
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You people are disgusting."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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