pearly whites

[Harlan Huckleby]

I haven't had any coffee for about 6 months. Now when I look in the mirror every morning, well, I am gorgeous. My teeth are no longer kernels of corn, they have returned to their island-boy healthy shimmer.

There must be enough bleach in toothpaste to slowly remove coffee stains.

Do any of you use whitening strips, or pay for the dentist to whiten your teeth? Probably you are too ashamed to admit it.

Fuck it, though, I'm going to go back to drinking coffee pretty soon. People will have to see the inner beauty.

This is what I see every morning:

[SkinBasket]

Very interesting thread. I should go to the dentist to have this tooth pulled. 3 different dentists have "fixed" the original poorly done filling and it still feels like it's busted. Might as well front the money for a fake one instead of paying these charlatans to keep doing a shitty job.

[Scott Campbell]

This is what I see every morning:

To hell with the teeth. Nice toupee Harlan!

[mraynrand]

I'm not only the President of Hairclub for men, I'm also a member!

[Upnorth]

I never had a filing until my wife got a group plan that covered them, then all of the sudden the dentist found one! The cynical side of me says he was a crook, the gullible side of me says he is not looking to bilk the system at all. I hate dentists for what its worth.

[swede]

Dentists are bigger pricks than firemen, and that's saying a lot.

[Kiwon]

Dentists have what? What did you say? How do you know?

[HowardRoark]

This is what I see every morning:

Has he been outed yet?

[George Cumby]

Dentists are bigger pricks than firemen, and that's saying a lot.

For a second there, I thought you said "Dentists have bigger pricks than firemen". I was about to post something ungentlemanly to Ms. Ziggy than I saw it was a gay Skandanavian posting, and it all made sense.

[woodbuck27]

I never had a filing until my wife got a group plan that covered them, then all of the sudden the dentist found one! The cynical side of me says he was a crook, the gullible side of me says he is not looking to bilk the system at all. I hate dentists for what its worth.

This is Canada Moose. We have FREE health care. OUR Moose don't wear glass's.

Boy I'd like to ad lib a story that your post brings up but that would hang too much out there for certain people to use against my great smile.

Now having dealt with that thought this:

Dentists cannot be trusted. Take it to a plumber.

[Upnorth]

I don't think I will go to a plumber for my dental work, I know where his tools have been and I want that no where near my mouth!

[woodbuck27]

I don't think I will go to a plumber for my dental work, I know where his tools have been and I want that no where near my mouth!

Don't be such a prude. (-:

[Cheesehead Craig]

I don't think I will go to a plumber for my dental work, I know where his tools have been and I want that no where near my mouth!

So you're saying you want the plumber to put his tool in a different location on you.