WTF?!?

[Deputy Nutz]

"Man that was dope, you get your bitch on, You're one bad ass bear shit homey!"

[retailguy]

"Man that was dope, you get your bitch on, You're one bad ass bear shit homey!"

Sigh.... I'm old. Guess that makes me "old shit"....

[jack's smirking revenge]

I wanna be thought of as "The Shit"

I've often been called "a shit." Is that the same thing?

"A" is an indefinite article, meaning that you are part of the big, massive shitpile known as the human race. "The" is a definite article, meaning you are the "king shit" or "big shit" or "top shit" or "most important shit". Sadly, they are not the same thing.

But, on a positive note, at least you are made of the same composte as the rest of us...

tyler

[K-town]

I wanna be thought of as "The Shit"

I've often been called "a shit." Is that the same thing?

"A" is an indefinite article, meaning that you are part of the big, massive shitpile known as the human race. "The" is a definite article, meaning you are the "king shit" or "big shit" or "top shit" or "most important shit". Sadly, they are not the same thing.

But, on a positive note, at least you are made of the same composte as the rest of us...

tyler

Thanks, JSR. I feel better now, all warm and fuzzy. Or, warm and smelly.
You know what I mean.

[Zool]

Peanutty?

[GBRulz]

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now you can handle the situation.

Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and Owe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Owe Schitt, the proprietor of Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc.

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple had six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents will, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock and, because her children were still living with them she kept her previous name. She was then known as NoeSchitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The local newspapers duly announced the Schitt-Happens weddings. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new wife, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says,"You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them because you know his whole family and life story!

[MJZiggy]

Very nice, very nice.

[BallHawk]

And the worst part is that he can't find the remote and the TV is stuck to Fox News.

Hilarious! I've never seen a 13 year old who is so damned funny.

Thanks, Scott. I have to say I watch mainly CNN and MSNBC, but I pop in to fox occasionaly. Gotta see what loofah boy and Cuu-Koo Coulter are up to.

[woodbuck27]

Re: WTF?!?

Where is that crazy bastard tank at?

Haven't seen him around, and haven't heard him say goodbye, is he around?

Yea!! where is Tank and also - where is Harlan?

It's been awhile since I've seen Harlan post. Longer . . for Tank.

????????

[Partial]

Re: WTF?!?

Where is that crazy bastard tank at?

Haven't seen him around, and haven't heard him say goodbye, is he around?

Yea!! where is Tank and also - where is Harlan?

It's been awhile since I've seen Harlan post. Longer . . for Tank.

????????

HH decided he didn't want to post here anymore. I don't know why and miss his sly humor and ability to stir the pot in a good debate.

[MJZiggy]

Harlan loves us too much.

[woodbuck27]

GBRulz:

I have a female friend that I'll send that to, back in " the Maritimes" and she'll dig that schitt alot.

She'll read that over a few times, and honest to Betsy - memorize it .

For years to come, party goers (with Nancy) will hear that schtick.

NO SCHITT !!

[woodbuck27]

Re: WTF?!?

Where is that crazy bastard tank at?

Haven't seen him around, and haven't heard him say goodbye, is he around?

Yea!! where is Tank and also - where is Harlan?

It's been awhile since I've seen Harlan post. Longer . . for Tank.

????????

HH decided he didn't want to post here anymore. I don't know why and miss his sly humor and ability to stir the pot in a good debate.

No way!!???

I thought he was just "hanging the schitt" Partial.

That's . . . NOT RIGHT. X 10

[hurleyfan]

Re: WTF?!?

Where is that crazy bastard tank at?

Haven't seen him around, and haven't heard him say goodbye, is he around?

Has the mystery about this "girl" ever been solved? No one in their right mind would ever post their own pic, would they?

[Partial]

Re: WTF?!?

Where is that crazy bastard tank at?

Haven't seen him around, and haven't heard him say goodbye, is he around?

Yea!! where is Tank and also - where is Harlan?

It's been awhile since I've seen Harlan post. Longer . . for Tank.

????????

HH decided he didn't want to post here anymore. I don't know why and miss his sly humor and ability to stir the pot in a good debate.

No way!!???

I thought he was just "hanging the schitt" Partial.

That's . . . NOT RIGHT. X 10

yeah its sad. I guess that means no huck and buck commedy hour after all