Lost Pants.

[Little Whiskey]

A friend of mine walked downstairs at his apt complex and found this note asking for help.

Discuss

[Scott Campbell]

Hmmmm. Was he wearing Crocs?

[Little Whiskey]

the 979 Area code is from South East TX. Near houston. My buddy lives in the Midwest. Living in East TX, Rick has to have a few firearms. so why is he carrying two knives? is he a Texas Ninja? How does a ninja lose his pants? did a ninja fight happen in my buddy's apartment complex?

[Scott Campbell]

How does a ninja lose his pants?

In my experience it usually involves alcohol.