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    Anyone see the "zombie" attack in Miami on Memorial Day Weekend? It seems a black man was walking down the street and attacked a homeless man. He was seen dragging him down the street ripping his clothes off. Both men were naked when police arrived and the homeless man's face was eaten off from his forehead to his jaws. He had no eyes or nose. The police officer told him to freeze, but the black guy growled and continued eating. The officer shot him, but it didn't faze the man. He then shot him five more times and killed him. This is no joke...I'll post the surveillence video. They said this is the fifth or sixth similar report. CRAZY SHIT!


  • #2
    Why is this about a black guy. Don't you think that the fact that the guy had been ingesting bath salts and that they had made him psychotic was the more important detail here? The problem is that idiots try to get high off of things that shouldn't be ingested. He wasn't a zombie, he just had his internal organs including his brain being fried by chemicals.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    • #3
      I'm not playing the race card here...i don't care if he was black, white, yellow or purple. Some sum bitch ate a homeless dude's face off. That's the important detail here.

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      • #4
        I think the moral of the story is that household chemicals are not to be ingested...unless you like having your organs fried, going psychotic and getting shot dead. The bigger question is what are they going to do with the homeless guy? Just leave him there with no face? Do they try to do skin grafts to heal him? What on earth happens to that poor man?
        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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        • #5
          Good question...hopefully they help him out. I'm pretty sure he's blind.

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          • #6
            as my first act as mod, your duplicate thread was deleted! i feel so powerful!

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            • #7
              Haha, thanks little whiskey. And a damn good job!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                He wasn't a zombie, he just had his internal organs including his brain being fried by chemicals.
                That's like the legal definition of a zombie.
                70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
                  as my first act as mod, your duplicate thread was deleted! i feel so powerful!
                  Thank goodness! For a while there, I thought the zombie threads were multiplying!
                  I can't run no more
                  With that lawless crowd
                  While the killers in high places
                  Say their prayers out loud
                  But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                  A thundercloud
                  They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 3irty1 View Post
                    That's like the legal definition of a zombie.
                    I thought zombies were already dead. And then somehow undead (provided they received a handy supply of their favorite cerebral snack foods). This guy wasn't dead or undead yet. I suppose if he undied now he'd be a zombie.
                    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                    • #11
                      Gathered from lifetime of George Romero type zombie flicks:

                      Zombies are technically dead but the virus or whatever they usually have keeps their neurotransmitters and motor functions going. I guess because that shit burns energy so the need to feed is still there. I like classic zombies but prefer the faster, more animated ones we see in modern zombie movies.

                      BTW - Harlan will be eaten first because he cant run.

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                      • #12
                        you betcha, these colors don't run, pal

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                        • #13
                          i wonder if this with turn into another travon martin type deal? excesive force, cop only should have used 2 shots instead of 6 to kill the zombie, sorry, black man

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                          • #14
                            Hahahaha, Harlan and Red just made me spit mountain dew everywhere.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                              you betcha, these colors don't run, pal

                              Whitey please!! This is what you would look like if you became a zombie.

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