Vacation pictures....

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Lolz!

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Went over to Minnesota for a long weekend and stopped west of Albert Lea to get some coffee and pie when Cousin Dewey saw a sign for Horstmeyer's Berry and Goat Palladium. We didn't have to be to Jackson until six, so we drove a ways up 2 and found the place and I guess they saw us coming, because we got charged three bucks each to get in and then had to put quarters in a gumball machine to buy alfalfa pellets to feed the goats. Dewey put six bits worth of alfalfa pellets in his pants so he wouldn't have to keep running back and forth. Seemed like a good idea until the goats tried to chew through his pants.



Later we stopped in Fairmont for an ice cream cone at the new McDonalds. We were lucky, I guess, because we got to see Ronald McDonald do a little bit of a show, but Carl Jr. had to play the fool and get Ronald all riled up.




We still made it Jackson by six thirty but Grampa Swenson had already gone to bed and we didn't see him until breakfast the next day.

I'm guessing the breakfast was with Lingonberries...

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Bitch, stop feeding the deer!!!!

There were TONS of those mofo's around in that lady's yard! I think Skin and Nutz would've had a shooteramabonanzaobliterartionfest!!!! Hitting deer is like shooting fish in a barrel in Ocean Shores.

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A ferry and a (soon-to-be) ferris wheel...

That Ferris Wheel is open now!

http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/a-kiro-7-special-the-seattle-great-wheel/vcXcz/

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Goats are a fucking hoot.

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Goats are a fucking hoot.

On first glance, I thought you said "Goats are fucking hot"... wrong read!

[Iron Mike]

[HowardRoark]

Brian probably thought that goat was hot.

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Brian probably thought that goat was hot.

Goat Cheese comes to mind. I'll leave it at that. I'm not a Chevre fan.

[MJZiggy]

Goat Cheese comes to mind. I'll leave it at that. I'm not a Chevre fan.

Now I want the goat cheese pizza that I get at the local yuppie pizza place.

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Now I want the goat cheese pizza that I get at the local yuppie pizza place.

Just don't tell me that it has broccoli and pine nuts on it also.... NOOOOOOO!

[MJZiggy]

Just don't tell me that it has broccoli and pine nuts on it also.... NOOOOOOO!

Oh god no!! Why would anyone ruin the wonder of a 4-cheese crispy crusted pie of wonderfulness with crap like that? When you're in DC next, I'll take you there.

[SkinBasket]

So we get to Belize and we're not going to make our connection from Belize City to Dangriga, but they don't care down there. They make you airplane tickets from scratch paper with some scribbles on it. So the next plane available is some six seat POS that's narrower than nutz's car. For real. But it's got two prop engines instead of one, so I feel safe, and it's sunny, so everything's fine. Get in a van in Dangriga with four other couples and quickly realize a couple things. One, none of the vehicles in Belize have suspensions because they drive on dirt roads filled with holes and urine. Two, one of the other couples is going to make me murderous if the bitch don't shut up. Yeah, we get it. You just got married (like almost everyone else there) and life is very exciting. Now shut the fuck up.


After listening to her read every goddamn store sign out loud and offering her feelings on every stupid thing that pops into her vacant skull over the machine gun rattle of the van's doors, we finally get on a boat and 20 minutes later we're on this island. They feed us and show us to our rooms, where I quickly dispense justice on my wife so there won't be any of that romantic anticipation bullshit the rest of the night. We're supposed to go zip lining and cave tubing the next day, but there's that fucking hurricane.

So the next morning, Lord Byron, our pot smoking golden toothed host tells us there a mandatory island evac to the mainland. We'll be staying at their other resort on the coast for a day. So everyone packs their shit, gets on the boat with the staff, and motors back to shore after lunch. That's when Lord Byron tells us there isn't enough room at the resort. 3 couples have to go to a different resort. Someone asks, "Where is it? What's it like?" He just says, "North, and it's kind of the same." After no one else volunteers, I do, and a couple others follow suit. We get there and it's giant fucking houses. Brand new. LB opens the door as says this is where you'll be staying - together, with a TV, a crate of booze, and some bread and stuff. Oh, and it'll be 2 days by the way. I'm socially retarded and like to yell at my wife while I sex her, so I think this is going to be a disaster. By the end of the night, we had all watched the lesbian scene from Black Swan together and I got them to call me Skinbasket. Really nice folks.

I'll continue my thrilling recounting of my adventure later. I've got an erection and there's no kids around...

[Zool]

Came for boobs. Was disappointed.

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I dissed a girl and I liked it... normal day...