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OFFICIAL FRITZ THE LIVING LEGEND
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Typing with some kids at some local high school, getting ready for the upcoming season he still hasn't formally committed to yet.Originally posted by Joemailman View PostSo where is the Guest Of Honor, anyway?Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow
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I heard he was checking into a clinic to help with his painkiller addiction that he picked up during the typing season. He didn't complain once, he is a true ironman.All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George Orwell
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I saw Fritz at a celebrity golf event. He drove a golf ball 380 yards into a parking lot. After we all heard the sound of breaking glass he put his driver between his legs and said, "That's LONG baby....that's LOOONG!"
The next time I caught sight of him he was being chased down the 18th fairway by a cute young lady as he had apparently stolen her beverage cart and was happily tossing wine coolers to the ladies in the gallery.[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
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And he didn't even fill an immediate need. Must have thought he was best Poster Available.Originally posted by MadtownPacker View PostDid you guys know PackerRats actually traded up for this fucking loser?I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen
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Originally posted by Joemailman View PostFritz probably left us for JetRats.

if it's an option he should jump on that JetRatTERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER
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