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  • #16
    Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
    So where is the Guest Of Honor, anyway?
    holding a press conference.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
      So where is the Guest Of Honor, anyway?
      Typing with some kids at some local high school, getting ready for the upcoming season he still hasn't formally committed to yet.
      Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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      • #18
        He's on his lawnmower, of course. The aches and pains of posting for 6 years don't go away as fast as they used to.
        Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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        • #19
          I heard he was checking into a clinic to help with his painkiller addiction that he picked up during the typing season. He didn't complain once, he is a true ironman.
          All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

          George Orwell

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          • #20
            learning how to send a picture on his phone.
            After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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            • #21
              I saw Fritz at a celebrity golf event. He drove a golf ball 380 yards into a parking lot. After we all heard the sound of breaking glass he put his driver between his legs and said, "That's LONG baby....that's LOOONG!"

              The next time I caught sight of him he was being chased down the 18th fairway by a cute young lady as he had apparently stolen her beverage cart and was happily tossing wine coolers to the ladies in the gallery.
              [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                Ready Fritz?

                And there are people who think Hawk was a total bust!
                But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

                -Tim Harmston

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                • #23
                  I'm putting the massage therapist team together as we speak:



                  sigpic

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                  • #24
                    Couldn't find the Rodgers thread, but there is this...
                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                    • #25
                      THE BACONATOR PROPHET
                      TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                      • #26
                        Fritz probably left us for JetRats.

                        I can't run no more
                        With that lawless crowd
                        While the killers in high places
                        Say their prayers out loud
                        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                        A thundercloud
                        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                        • #27
                          Did you guys know PackerRats actually traded up for this fucking loser?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                            Did you guys know PackerRats actually traded up for this fucking loser?
                            And he didn't even fill an immediate need. Must have thought he was best Poster Available.
                            I can't run no more
                            With that lawless crowd
                            While the killers in high places
                            Say their prayers out loud
                            But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                            A thundercloud
                            They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                            • #29
                              The only need he filled was his desire for Drew Barrymore. He embarrassed the organization with a very public stalking charge.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                                Fritz probably left us for JetRats.



                                if it's an option he should jump on that JetRat
                                TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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