Help! Friend request has me freaked out

[Harlan Huckleby]

I don't have any friends. Not on this site at least.

I just got a request from Freak Out! to be his friend. What does this mean? Should I accept? Please advise.

[Deputy Nutz]

Wait, you are on Facebook?

[red]

i don't know what would be worse. friending you or freak

nutz only knows about the place because he got a notice in the mail saying that visiting that site would violate his probation. damn kids

[Harlan Huckleby]

I am on FAcebook, where I have 19 friends, which I am told is pathetic.

Packerrats apparently has a friending system. Freak Out! is now my friend, so if anybody fucks with him, they are fucking with me.

[swede]

I am on Facebook, but I refuse to let anyone near me. Not even my kids. No pictures, no status, no nothing. Zero friends--except for someone really nice at Facebook who drops me a line once in a while and says that they miss me.

That's kind of touching, but I don't want to start anything that would lead to a commitment.

Sadly, this is absolutely true. I started Facebook once and answered their questions about hometown and high school and almost the minute I was done three people from high school sent me friend request.

Fuck them. I abandoned that account.

[Joemailman]

I am on FAcebook, where I have 19 friends, which I am told is pathetic.

Packerrats apparently has a friending system. Freak Out! is now my friend, so if anybody fucks with him, they are fucking with me.

What if she doesn't want to fuck with you?

[Freak Out]

I am proud to be your friend here Harlan...but not on Facebook. I dropped that shit after two weeks or so. To many people I didn't like wanting to be friends....instead of hurting someones feelings I just bailed. Plus I hated all the stupid karma and gardening shit I was getting.

[Harlan Huckleby]

This is the profile pic I use for my facebook page. It sets the appropriate tone.

[Deputy Nutz]

I was pissed when I befriended Prince Skinbasket and he became my dreaded 100th friend.

[easy cheesy]

I am on FAcebook, where I have 19 friends, which I am told is pathetic.

Packerrats apparently has a friending system. Freak Out! is now my friend, so if anybody fucks with him, they are fucking with me.

Fuck off

[Harlan Huckleby]

Just stop it. Come home Easy, your mother and I love you very much. We were critical of Snake because we knew he would hurt you.

We've kept your room just like you left it, with all your stuffed animals. Your mother spoke with Principle Skinner at Parker High, and he will let you finish under their adult reentry program.

We miss you very much.

[easy cheesy]

My mother is dead. My step mother is in the ugly process of dying from a protracted bout with cancer. No "mom" left in the cards for me. Hilarious post though. I've been schooled.

[Bretsky]

yikes.....don't pay any attention to the numbers but just checked and I have 513FB friends.

[Little Whiskey]

yikes.....don't pay any attention to the numbers but just checked and I have 513FB friends.

whore