How Far Will I Go Not to Die

[SkinBasket]

I saw something really SAD today.
I'm having some serious car issues right now and had to run an errand today while at work. A co-worker offered me her car for this short errand. Very nice of her. She is very overweight....I would guess somewhere in the range of 400-450 lbs. When I got in her car, there sitting on the front seat, was one of those plastic handicap things you hang from your rear view mirror. She and her husband are the only two that drive that vehicle and neither of them are handicap by any means....and young, like 33-34 yrs. old. So lets make your condition worse by parking as close as you can get to a store!! Sad!

My wife works with a woman who's kid is severely handicapped, like can't even sit upright by himself. So she takes a handicap spot at Walmart and proceeds to place the kid in a cart, gets her purse, and when she turns around there's this fat fucking sow standing there. The fat one gets in her face and starts yelling, "You don't look handicapped. You shouldn't be in that spot, bitch!" Mind you, the kid, who can't talk or move on his own is sitting right there. So this woman replies, "My son is severely handicapped." The fat one (who's only handicap is being fat), says, "Well, I'm sorry your kid is retarded!" So the normal woman, who is pretty even tempered replies, "I'm sorry you're so fucking fat!" So the fat one spits in her face. So the normal one punches her in hers, and of course the fat ass sack falls down screaming bloody murder. The cops arrive because someone called when the yelling broke out. The fat one plays the victim until the other people give witness and the cops ask the normal one if she wants to press charges since spitting on someone is far worse than punching them. Being a civilized human being, she declined, content with having punched her stupid fat face.

Moral being: fat people are assholes.

[HowardRoark]

Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fevers gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

[Iron Mike]

[Iron Mike]

[George Cumby]

This is the shit that just pisses me off and totally annhiliates any iota of compassion which I might be capable of feeling.

[GrnBay007]

In my example of "saw something SAD today" with the 450 lb co-worker, I have to say I have very mixed feelings on the subject. Not about the handicap sticker....that angers me. My mixed feelings are because I know a huge part of her weight problem is because she is pretty f'd up. Total dysfunction in her life. Her husband is a loser and off and on again meth/cocaine user and unemployed. She knows right from wrong and doesn't participate in his drug using lifestyle, but none the less staying with him is condoning it. I'm sure she stays with him out of fear of being alone and doesn't think anyone else will have her. I try to be supportive but at the same time call her out on stuff. It's actually funny she is in the line of work she is. She's done well hiding her home life and all the dysfunction.

[GrnBay007]

My wife works with a woman who's kid is severely handicapped, like can't even sit upright by himself. So she takes a handicap spot at Walmart and proceeds to place the kid in a cart, gets her purse, and when she turns around there's this fat fucking sow standing there. The fat one gets in her face and starts yelling, "You don't look handicapped. You shouldn't be in that spot, bitch!" Mind you, the kid, who can't talk or move on his own is sitting right there. So this woman replies, "My son is severely handicapped." The fat one (who's only handicap is being fat), says, "Well, I'm sorry your kid is retarded!" So the normal woman, who is pretty even tempered replies, "I'm sorry you're so fucking fat!" So the fat one spits in her face. So the normal one punches her in hers, and of course the fat ass sack falls down screaming bloody murder. The cops arrive because someone called when the yelling broke out. The fat one plays the victim until the other people give witness and the cops ask the normal one if she wants to press charges since spitting on someone is far worse than punching them. Being a civilized human being, she declined, content with having punched her stupid fat face.

Moral being: fat people are assholes.

That's really SAD! Glad your friend didn't get charged and it's really too bad her child had to go through that experience. As soon as I read she spit on her I thought oh boy, there's a charge!

[woodbuck27]

" I have the solution. Just date a hottie. I've never wanted to work out at midnight before in my life !! "

Does that fall under the category of:

a) Useless information (unless your eligible to date)?

b) Too much information"

or

c) Irrelevant information?

RE: a gluten free diet.

It's not recommended that you go there unless that's absolutely going to help. ie You have celiac disease.

[Iron Mike]

Now let me tell you my belief why. Chiles, and not bell peppers or hot sauce Im talking about fresh, hot peppers. Specifically habaneros and serranos. I truly believe they are why the cholesterol is low. I think the capsaicin shit burn out the bad stuff. I have a high tolerance for their burn and actually enjoy it. Like a rush. I make alot of salsa and put that shit on everything. I actually grow them in the backyard and those bitches come out flaming. Made two coworkers cry last Friday when I offered a Starbucks card to whoever held the tears back longer. It didnt take long . But give it a try. Hit me up if you want a easy salsa recipe you can make in the blender.

[MadtownPacker]

since spitting on someone is far worse than punching them

Yup, cuz some nasty shit like herpes or something else can be passed. I would say this one had a happy ending with a lesson, PUNCH EM IN THE FACE INSTEAD!!

[MadtownPacker]

So is that a real study or should I question the "underground" part of the URL?

[Deputy Nutz]

In my example of "saw something SAD today" with the 450 lb co-worker, I have to say I have very mixed feelings on the subject. Not about the handicap sticker....that angers me. My mixed feelings are because I know a huge part of her weight problem is because she is pretty f'd up. Total dysfunction in her life. Her husband is a loser and off and on again meth/cocaine user and unemployed. She knows right from wrong and doesn't participate in his drug using lifestyle, but none the less staying with him is condoning it. I'm sure she stays with him out of fear of being alone and doesn't think anyone else will have her. I try to be supportive but at the same time call her out on stuff. It's actually funny she is in the line of work she is. She's done well hiding her home life and all the dysfunction.

Maybe she needs to be hitt'n that pipe, I heard meth is great for weight loss.

[MJZiggy]

It seems I will die young.