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  • #61
    WTF over? I figured this was the thread to post this in.

    October 25, 2012

    Officer Held in Plot to Cook Women and Eat Them

    By JOSEPH GOLDSTEIN

    A New York police officer was arrested this week after he discussed cooking and eating female body parts, according to a criminal complaint.

    The evidence against the officer, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, consists of e-mails and instant messages in which he was “discussing plans to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women,” according to the complaint against the officer, Gilberto Valle. The Federal Bureau of Investigation arrested him on Wednesday in Queens.

    The complaint suggests that Officer Valle, who worked in the 26th Precinct in Manhattan and lives in Forest Hills, Queens, never followed through on any of the acts he is accused of discussing. He was charged with federal kidnapping conspiracy, and is expected to appear in Federal District Court in Manhattan on Thursday afternoon. Officer Valle is married.

    In one message to a co-conspirator, Officer Valle wrote that he was contemplating cooking a person “over a low heat” so as to “keep her alive as long as possible,” according to the complaint.

    “The allegations in the complaint really need no description from us,” Mary E. Galligan, the F.B.I.'s acting assistant director, said in a statement. “They speak for themselves. It would be an understatement merely to say Valle’s own words and actions were shocking.”

    The criminal complaint describes two separate episodes in which Officer Valle discussed abducting women. In each case it appears that the women knew the officer vaguely.

    In an episode in February, Officer Valle sent an online message to another unnamed person in which he offered to kidnap a woman on the person’s behalf for a price: “$5,000 and she is all yours,” the officer wrote, according to the complaint.

    “Just so that you know, she may be knocked out when I get her to you,” Officer Valle wrote, according to the criminal complaint. “I don’t know how long the solvent I am using will last but I have to knock her out to get her out of her apartment safely.”

    Officer Valle appeared to be under the impression that the person he was communicating with intended to rape the woman, according to the criminal complaint.

    “She will be alive,” he wrote. “It’s a short drive to you. I think I would rather not get involved in the rape. You paid for her. She is all yours and I don’t want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl.”

    Officer Valle also wrote that he would not budge on his $5,000 price: “Like I said this is very risky and will ruin my life if I am caught.”

    While the complaint does not identify the woman in question, F.B.I. agents later learned that cellphone tracking devices indicated that Officer Valle had made or received phone calls on the block in Manhattan where the woman lived. When an F.B.I. agent interviewed the woman, she said she did not know Officer Valle well.

    In a search of the officer’s computer, federal investigators discovered “files pertaining to at least 100 women,” according to the complaint.

    “The F.B.I. has identified and interviewed 10 of these women, each of whom has confirmed to the F.B.I. that Valle is known to her,” the complaint said.

    In the search, federal agents also discovered a document Officer Valle had created that appeared to be a “blueprint” for “abducting and cooking” another woman, according to the complaint, which redacts the name of the victim.

    In one message from July 19, Officer Valle sent an instant message to a person described as a “co-conspirator,” indicating that he was meeting with the intended victim three days later, according to the complaint. The victim, who was later interviewed in October by the F.B.I., said she had met the officer that day “at a restaurant for lunch,” according to the complaint. What happened during or after the lunch was not disclosed.
    C.H.U.D.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
      WTF over? I figured this was the thread to post this in.

      October 25, 2012

      Officer Held in Plot to Cook Women and Eat Them

      By JOSEPH GOLDSTEIN

      A New York police officer was arrested this week after he discussed cooking and eating female body parts, according to a criminal complaint.

      The evidence against the officer, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, consists of e-mails and instant messages in which he was “discussing plans to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women,” according to the complaint against the officer, Gilberto Valle. The Federal Bureau of Investigation arrested him on Wednesday in Queens.

      The complaint suggests that Officer Valle, who worked in the 26th Precinct in Manhattan and lives in Forest Hills, Queens, never followed through on any of the acts he is accused of discussing. He was charged with federal kidnapping conspiracy, and is expected to appear in Federal District Court in Manhattan on Thursday afternoon. Officer Valle is married.

      In one message to a co-conspirator, Officer Valle wrote that he was contemplating cooking a person “over a low heat” so as to “keep her alive as long as possible,” according to the complaint.

      “The allegations in the complaint really need no description from us,” Mary E. Galligan, the F.B.I.'s acting assistant director, said in a statement. “They speak for themselves. It would be an understatement merely to say Valle’s own words and actions were shocking.”

      The criminal complaint describes two separate episodes in which Officer Valle discussed abducting women. In each case it appears that the women knew the officer vaguely.

      In an episode in February, Officer Valle sent an online message to another unnamed person in which he offered to kidnap a woman on the person’s behalf for a price: “$5,000 and she is all yours,” the officer wrote, according to the complaint.

      “Just so that you know, she may be knocked out when I get her to you,” Officer Valle wrote, according to the criminal complaint. “I don’t know how long the solvent I am using will last but I have to knock her out to get her out of her apartment safely.”

      Officer Valle appeared to be under the impression that the person he was communicating with intended to rape the woman, according to the criminal complaint.

      “She will be alive,” he wrote. “It’s a short drive to you. I think I would rather not get involved in the rape. You paid for her. She is all yours and I don’t want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl.”

      Officer Valle also wrote that he would not budge on his $5,000 price: “Like I said this is very risky and will ruin my life if I am caught.”

      While the complaint does not identify the woman in question, F.B.I. agents later learned that cellphone tracking devices indicated that Officer Valle had made or received phone calls on the block in Manhattan where the woman lived. When an F.B.I. agent interviewed the woman, she said she did not know Officer Valle well.

      In a search of the officer’s computer, federal investigators discovered “files pertaining to at least 100 women,” according to the complaint.

      “The F.B.I. has identified and interviewed 10 of these women, each of whom has confirmed to the F.B.I. that Valle is known to her,” the complaint said.

      In the search, federal agents also discovered a document Officer Valle had created that appeared to be a “blueprint” for “abducting and cooking” another woman, according to the complaint, which redacts the name of the victim.

      In one message from July 19, Officer Valle sent an instant message to a person described as a “co-conspirator,” indicating that he was meeting with the intended victim three days later, according to the complaint. The victim, who was later interviewed in October by the F.B.I., said she had met the officer that day “at a restaurant for lunch,” according to the complaint. What happened during or after the lunch was not disclosed.
      I don't get it. What was his exercise for that day?

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
        WTF over? I figured this was the thread to post this in.

        October 25, 2012

        Officer Held in Plot to Cook Women and Eat Them

        By JOSEPH GOLDSTEIN

        A New York police officer was arrested this week after he discussed cooking and eating female body parts, according to a criminal complaint.

        The evidence against the officer, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, consists of e-mails and instant messages in which he was “discussing plans to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women,” according to the complaint against the officer, Gilberto Valle. The Federal Bureau of Investigation arrested him on Wednesday in Queens.

        The complaint suggests that Officer Valle, who worked in the 26th Precinct in Manhattan and lives in Forest Hills, Queens, never followed through on any of the acts he is accused of discussing. He was charged with federal kidnapping conspiracy, and is expected to appear in Federal District Court in Manhattan on Thursday afternoon. Officer Valle is married.

        In one message to a co-conspirator, Officer Valle wrote that he was contemplating cooking a person “over a low heat” so as to “keep her alive as long as possible,” according to the complaint.

        “The allegations in the complaint really need no description from us,” Mary E. Galligan, the F.B.I.'s acting assistant director, said in a statement. “They speak for themselves. It would be an understatement merely to say Valle’s own words and actions were shocking.”

        The criminal complaint describes two separate episodes in which Officer Valle discussed abducting women. In each case it appears that the women knew the officer vaguely.

        In an episode in February, Officer Valle sent an online message to another unnamed person in which he offered to kidnap a woman on the person’s behalf for a price: “$5,000 and she is all yours,” the officer wrote, according to the complaint.

        “Just so that you know, she may be knocked out when I get her to you,” Officer Valle wrote, according to the criminal complaint. “I don’t know how long the solvent I am using will last but I have to knock her out to get her out of her apartment safely.”

        Officer Valle appeared to be under the impression that the person he was communicating with intended to rape the woman, according to the criminal complaint.

        “She will be alive,” he wrote. “It’s a short drive to you. I think I would rather not get involved in the rape. You paid for her. She is all yours and I don’t want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl.”

        Officer Valle also wrote that he would not budge on his $5,000 price: “Like I said this is very risky and will ruin my life if I am caught.”

        While the complaint does not identify the woman in question, F.B.I. agents later learned that cellphone tracking devices indicated that Officer Valle had made or received phone calls on the block in Manhattan where the woman lived. When an F.B.I. agent interviewed the woman, she said she did not know Officer Valle well.

        In a search of the officer’s computer, federal investigators discovered “files pertaining to at least 100 women,” according to the complaint.

        “The F.B.I. has identified and interviewed 10 of these women, each of whom has confirmed to the F.B.I. that Valle is known to her,” the complaint said.

        In the search, federal agents also discovered a document Officer Valle had created that appeared to be a “blueprint” for “abducting and cooking” another woman, according to the complaint, which redacts the name of the victim.

        In one message from July 19, Officer Valle sent an instant message to a person described as a “co-conspirator,” indicating that he was meeting with the intended victim three days later, according to the complaint. The victim, who was later interviewed in October by the F.B.I., said she had met the officer that day “at a restaurant for lunch,” according to the complaint. What happened during or after the lunch was not disclosed.
        At least he's not the kind of sicko who would abduct a woman and eat her raw.

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        • #64
          150ish

          BEC burrito
          Pastrami sammich and salad
          almonds for pm snack
          hot cheese sammies and tomato soup
          big glass o milk and oreos for dessert

          WoD:

          5/3/1 DeadLift with El Gordo

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          • #65
            Ok Cumby...we like you but this is boring... embellish man! Mix in some cheese curds and deep fried song birds or something.
            C.H.U.D.

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            • #66
              212
              B: Corn Chex
              L: quesadilla, 2 apples, PB and honey bagel, forbidden doughnut
              D: minute steaks, some sort of potatoe thing, Sam Adams, Bass Ale
              E: 6 miles, 46 minutes
              snack: four popsicles, random crap from the fridge; honestly judge, I can't remember.

              I am dehydrated
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                Ok Cumby...we like you but this is boring... embellish man! Mix in some cheese curds and deep fried song birds or something.
                The cheese curds in Cali suck.

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                • #68
                  Poppy muffin and chocolate milk for breakfast
                  Italian sub and soda for lunch
                  over roasted chicken and macNcheese
                  not enough water, plenty of dank throughout day

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
                    The cheese curds in Cali suck.
                    I hate to say it but you are right. The ones in WI kicked ass. Ate the whole fucking bag along with a damn butter burger!

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                      I hate to say it but you are right. The ones in WI kicked ass. Ate the whole fucking bag along with a damn butter burger!
                      Fuckin' A Culvers Butter Burgers! I knew you were ok, Mad.

                      Nothing like squeaky Wisco' cheese curds.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
                        Fuckin' A Culvers Butter Burgers! I knew you were ok, Mad.

                        Nothing like squeaky Wisco' cheese curds.
                        I think it was a Culvers or maybe that was where we got the fucking custard. Honestly, WI folks eat just like Mexicans, nothing but fattening shit that taste great.

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                        • #72
                          10 mile "Monster Dash" run; did not see Swede wheezing.
                          After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                          • #73
                            breakfast: salted caramel hot chocolate
                            Lunch: 2 eggs and toast made from sunflower nut bread
                            Snack: salted caramel ice cream (we're supposed to have a stupid hurricane here and I gotta eat it before the power goes out--preventative measures, you see)
                            Dinner: I'll let you know when I get to it.
                            Exercise: running my ass off trying to get this house ready to sell.
                            "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                            • #74
                              And Mad, it was Culvers on my trek to have daily custard.
                              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                              • #75
                                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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