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Went out for a fancy diner last night. It's turned into a colon cleansing this morning. Must have been the pork belly. Or the pretentious fucking art museum party my wife dragged me to and we tried to ditch at the last minute, but the hostess graciously added our names to a secret list so we could look at a bunch of shitty pictures and listen to assfucks dressed in 1930's period costumes verbally masturbate each other. I think I almost died. Sometimes when you hang out at these "events" you are forced to realize just how many people are fucking disconnected from reality. Whatever. I'm sure they had a great time.
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"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial -
HYPOCRITE!!!
You are the most out of touch asshole I have ever met.Comment
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Yeah, but I keep it to myself. I don't dress up like some fucking retard and join a herd of other shitsticks to feel less lonely and pathetic.Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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Have you been salting beef to stock the bunker with?C.H.U.D.Comment
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I'm going to be raising chickens and rabbits. Eat fresh.
I do need to secure a few crates of vodka though."You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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Isn't vodka "moonshine" made out of potatoes?Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
A guy with a talent for distilling alcohol would be a popular neighbor in the post-apocalyptic era.[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.Comment
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That's awfully harsh. It sounds like he fit in well with those beatniks.Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View PostComment
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Skinbasket doesn't fit in with anybody. You should see the looks I get from my own family when he comes over. "Like why the fuck do you hang out with this guy?" type looksComment
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Not really, I mean what is there to be afraid of? Maybe he gives them the creeps though.Comment
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To the contrary.Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - PartialComment
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That looks like a fun date movieOriginally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - WoodbuckComment
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