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OK, shameless plug time. It's 4:22 A.M., I'm bored, drunk, and don't want go go to sleep at the moment. I lost count at 12 Jager Bombs, and I think number 8 was when I met the first people to recognize me from NCAA 2007 (EA SPORTS, IT'S IN THE GAME) in public, so it turned out to be a good night... nevertheless.
If you haven't already, you need to see the best movie of the summer. It opened this weekend, and is known simply as "Snakes on a Plane" (SoaP from here on).
For the uninitiated, here's the background on this movie. We begin around three years ago, when Samuel L. Jackson was speaking to a friend, who, I believe, was working on music for a new film concept. The film was called "Snakes on a Plane" (tentative title). When Samuel inquired further, his friend told him "Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like." There are snakes on a plane. that's the premise of the whole movie, that, and nothing more. Samuel, being the pimp he is, called the producers (I believe NewLine), and asked for the lead in the movie. He was quickly given the role. When Sam showed up for the filming, there was a bunch of advertising for some movie called "Pacific Air Flight 121" (I'm guessing, who cares what the title was going to be). Sam told the producers to either change the name back to "Snakes on a Plane" or he was out, because, frankly, people either want to see snakes on a plane, or they don't. Naturally, the studio complied, and filming wrapped late last year.
However, due to ENORMOUS internet demands, filming REOPENED, because everyone wants so hear Samuel L. Jackson say motherf**ker, and the movie was slated to be rated PG-13. They added more gore, language, etc., and Sam's now-famous line, "I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!" to make the movie rated R, and it opened this weekend.
I had the priviledge of seeing this movie yesterday, and I must say, it lives up to the hype. My "Greatest Movies Ever Made" category is extremely hard to break in to, and SoaP is now on a list with such other epics as:
Schindler's List
The Godfather
Saving Private Ryan
The Shawshank Redemption
Pretty good company, if I do say so myself.
The following theorem, known as CPF's First Theorem of Awesomeness, explains why this movie stomps so much ass they have to import colons from Mexico just to meet the demand:
Snakes
+ a Plane
+ Samuel L. Jackson saying "motherf**ker"
= 12/10 stars.
In summary, go to this movie. Don't expect it to be ground-breaking, have some revelation that will change your life, or any bullsh*t like that. It's a fantastic B-list movie. It has parts guys will like, parts that girls will find funny, and snakes on a plane. I liken the plot to a great porno. You have the part everybody wants to see (the porn, or in this case, Snakes on a Plane), and some plot nobody cares about thrown together around it.
I think this may be my best drunken rant ever, good luck, enjoy, and congratulations Packers on their win (and PackerRats, for having kickass members and one hell of a game thread)
Later y'all,
CyclonePackFan
If you haven't already, you need to see the best movie of the summer. It opened this weekend, and is known simply as "Snakes on a Plane" (SoaP from here on).
For the uninitiated, here's the background on this movie. We begin around three years ago, when Samuel L. Jackson was speaking to a friend, who, I believe, was working on music for a new film concept. The film was called "Snakes on a Plane" (tentative title). When Samuel inquired further, his friend told him "Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like." There are snakes on a plane. that's the premise of the whole movie, that, and nothing more. Samuel, being the pimp he is, called the producers (I believe NewLine), and asked for the lead in the movie. He was quickly given the role. When Sam showed up for the filming, there was a bunch of advertising for some movie called "Pacific Air Flight 121" (I'm guessing, who cares what the title was going to be). Sam told the producers to either change the name back to "Snakes on a Plane" or he was out, because, frankly, people either want to see snakes on a plane, or they don't. Naturally, the studio complied, and filming wrapped late last year.
However, due to ENORMOUS internet demands, filming REOPENED, because everyone wants so hear Samuel L. Jackson say motherf**ker, and the movie was slated to be rated PG-13. They added more gore, language, etc., and Sam's now-famous line, "I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!" to make the movie rated R, and it opened this weekend.
I had the priviledge of seeing this movie yesterday, and I must say, it lives up to the hype. My "Greatest Movies Ever Made" category is extremely hard to break in to, and SoaP is now on a list with such other epics as:
Schindler's List
The Godfather
Saving Private Ryan
The Shawshank Redemption
Pretty good company, if I do say so myself.
The following theorem, known as CPF's First Theorem of Awesomeness, explains why this movie stomps so much ass they have to import colons from Mexico just to meet the demand:
Snakes
+ a Plane
+ Samuel L. Jackson saying "motherf**ker"
= 12/10 stars.
In summary, go to this movie. Don't expect it to be ground-breaking, have some revelation that will change your life, or any bullsh*t like that. It's a fantastic B-list movie. It has parts guys will like, parts that girls will find funny, and snakes on a plane. I liken the plot to a great porno. You have the part everybody wants to see (the porn, or in this case, Snakes on a Plane), and some plot nobody cares about thrown together around it.
I think this may be my best drunken rant ever, good luck, enjoy, and congratulations Packers on their win (and PackerRats, for having kickass members and one hell of a game thread)
Later y'all,
CyclonePackFan
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