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  • #16
    As the proud parent of 9, 4, 3 and almost 1 year olds all I can say is right now I'm a hero and I would love to see time stand still for a bit.
    All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

    George Orwell

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
      As the proud parent of 9, 4, 3 and almost 1 year olds all I can say is right now I'm a hero and I would love to see time stand still for a bit.
      I loved when my kid was little, but I cheered every accomplishment and bit of growth. He's grown into a wonderful kid and while I loved when he was little, I wouldn't want to go back.
      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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      • #18
        6 and 3.

        I'm loving (almost) every minute, b/c I know there will be a reckoning.......

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        • #19
          I miss the times when my kids were babies.
          I miss the times when they were very young and thrilled with each new thing,
          I miss the times when they were adolescents.
          I miss the years when they were teenagers, and really no problem at all.

          But I love my time with them as adults. They are my best friends, each and every one of them.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Patler View Post
            I miss the times when my kids were babies.
            I miss the times when they were very young and thrilled with each new thing,
            I miss the times when they were adolescents.
            I miss the years when they were teenagers, and really no problem at all.

            But I love my time with them as adults. They are my best friends, each and every one of them.
            How many?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
              As the proud parent of 9, 4, 3 and almost 1 year olds all I can say is right now I'm a hero and I would love to see time stand still for a bit.

              have it stand still right after you change the diapers.




              Love the floating band effects - lol.
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #22
                Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
                How many?
                A herd, let's just leave it at that!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                  have it stand still right after you change the diapers.




                  Love the floating band effects - lol.
                  If Ty was still alive he would have a video response to this as well as an essay stating why he thought Rush sucked.
                  C.H.U.D.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                    If Ty was still alive he would have a video response to this as well as an essay stating why he thought Rush sucked.

                    With Israel being bombed, isn't it time to stop hating on fellow Jews?
                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                    • #25
                      Jews don't eat garlic. Hater.
                      C.H.U.D.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Patler View Post
                        A herd, let's just leave it at that!
                        Fair enough.

                        Well done, sir.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                          have it stand still right after you change the diapers.




                          Love the floating band effects - lol.
                          Can I at least spray a little air freshener???? Our almost 1yr old has the stankiest poops you have ever had the displeasure of changing!!!!
                          Just want to pass on a little story here. My three year old was playing quietly with her dolls when we came in the living room. I asked her what she was doing and her mouth was full of beads from a christmas decoration she had destroyed. After prying her jaws open and telling her that she could choke etc I noticed something wrong with her hair, as in about a 1/4 was gone!!!! Defiant miss 3 year old then tells us she is pretty and will cut her hair when she wants, absolutley no concern about what we said. Then my wife said 'Maybe your dance teacher wont let you dance anymore as you need to have long curled hair to dance'. The look of horror on her face was priceless followed by 'i'm sorry i'm sorry mommy'. Next time I took her to dance she ran up to her teacher and apologized and cried. Needless to say she won't cut her hair again. It is all about leverage.
                          All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                          George Orwell

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                            It is all about leverage.
                            And pad level.
                            After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                              After prying her jaws open and telling her that she could choke etc I noticed something wrong with her hair, as in about a 1/4 was gone!!!! Defiant miss 3 year old then tells us she is pretty and will cut her hair when she wants, absolutley no concern about what we said. Then my wife said 'Maybe your dance teacher wont let you dance anymore as you need to have long curled hair to dance'. The look of horror on her face was priceless followed by 'i'm sorry i'm sorry mommy'. Next time I took her to dance she ran up to her teacher and apologized and cried. Needless to say she won't cut her hair again. It is all about leverage.
                              I'm surprised the dance instructor didn't call child and protective services and have you arrested.
                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                              • #30
                                Exactly. Fucking Canadian brutes.

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