Madness in the UK

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LOL

fans protested outside elland road late tonight and some of them actually blockaded the parking lot to the team offices, where the italian crook was meeting with club officials trying to finish the deal

twice the fans forced taxis away that had been called to pick up the italian criminal

finally cops had to be called to escort the new owner off the team grounds

i've mentioned doing something like this to get rid of slocum, except i thought we could use more violence and weapons

[woodbuck27]

Bollocks.

Bollocks:

UK Vulger:

" That's a load of bollocks, mate! "

Ireland Vulger:

" Don't mind him; he's only an oul' bollocks! "


** Many commercials are annoyingly dry ... a load of unwatchable bollocks.

Now these "infomercials" may indeed be something else. Get a load of these bollocks ! If you have little to no hair your safe to go here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raUDOPD5LbQ

OK that was really bad!! ...allow me a chance to recover... This will kill you... make you laugh. If it doesn't your gums are likely itchy or your NOT taking Vitamin "D".

Are you a movie buff !? This post has something for all tastes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZLzsik75U

** Singles from their album ... "Never Mind the Bollocks" ... Here's the Sex Pistols

1. "Holidays in the Sun" ... Released: 14 October 1977

http://rock.rapgenius.com/Sex-pistols-holidays-in-the-sun-lyrics

Johnny “Rotten” Lyndon .. says " Green Day ! .... Whaa ... Bollocks !! "

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and it gets sillier

today, the board of directors calls up the fired coach and tell him that he was illegally fired by a guy who was not yet the owner. the came after news broke that the fired coach was seeking legal action and that the english coaching association had condemed the firing as illegal

it was also after new broke that the sponsors that pulled out last night were planning lawsuits against the former owners because they had given the former owners large chunks of money to pay the salary of the fired coach. they now want their money back. money the selling owners do not have

and it was also after the supposed new owner took to the newspapers to state that the coach left him no choice but to fire him after listing a whole line of BS

meanwhile a 3rd group of englishmen has stepped in and said they are now in negotiations with the club to buy the club

rumors are swirling that the football league might have informed the current owners that they would not green light the sale to a known criminal. or that the current owners saw just how much the fans did not want the team sold to that slime and that if they did sell to him, they (current owners) would receive multiple lawsuits totaling 10's of millions of dollars, which they don't have, and pulled out of the deal to negotiate with the group the fans want (who have offered the same amount of money btw)

today, they team showed up, playing for their old coach, led by the team captain that almost left the club late last night after the coach was fired, and completely destroy their rivals 5-1, to continuous thunderous charts from the crowd in support of the former coach

now reports are coming out that the old coach is still the current coach, and that the board of directors asked him not to attend todays game, but he will be back with the team on monday

so, no one knows whats going on, who the coach is, or who the owner is. but the team won

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oh, and one of the team directors that was fired by the new owners last night, was rehired this morning, because all the safety permits for the stadium were in his name, and without him being employed by the team, the game would not have been allowed to be played today

you really couldn't make this shit up if you tried

[mraynrand]

It's a Clive Cluster-*uck.

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so, where was i

its been almost 2 months so things must have gotten better, right?

no

fuck no

so, when i left off, the new italian "owner" had just taken over and fired everyone, only to find out he hasn't really taken over anything yet, and all parties were hired back

prospective new owners have to pass a "fit and proper" test by the football league (the FL)

the head of the FL, just so happens to be the former right hand man of the crooked POS that use to own the club (a guy who once said he would make it his life goal to destroy leeds united, before he purchased the team and destroyed the club). so he's the main guy, the rest of the board that decided his fate was made up of the owners of all the other teams, their rivals who wouldn't want to see the club succeed.

ok, so once the current owners (the arabs) decided they were going to sell the club back in november, they decided that they no longer had to pay any of the bills (players wages, utility bills, vendor bills, the company that was in the middle of installing new fields in the teams practice facility, everything) they haven't spent on dollar on the team in 5 months. they took out loans in the teams name to cover some costs in november and december. then they got prospective owner #1 (the non italian) to pay the bills for january, before that bid collapsed. since early feb. the italian has been pay all the bills, and paid off all the vendors and anyone else that was owed money, even though he wasn't officially the owner yet.

The FL, delayed and delayed and then delayed some more, their decision on whether the italian was "fit and proper", even though they had cleared well known mobs types and rapists within a matter of days in the past 2 years.

finally, the italian wised up after over a month of paying the bills and still not passing the test.

then it came out in the italian media that he was about to go to court on tax evasion charges stemming from a boat he bought in the US, through a US company (the italian lives in the US BTW). the italian courts said that since he was italian, that he owed an import tax to the italians, on the boat

he lost the court case, was fined a half million bucks, and the boat was impounded

two days later, the FL finally stepped up and failed him. blocking the sale

in the last 2 months, the italian has spent somewhere between 6 ans 12 million pounds keeping the club afloat. also due back is the 25 million that he had already given the club for the purchase of the team. so the guy is due 30-40 million pounds, from an arab banking company that doesn't have a pot to piss in, and now the players are on the verge of not getting paid for this month

meanwhile, on the pitch, the team went from being on the verge of the playoffs and promotion, to fighting to even stay up in the league they're in

so, its still mass chaos, and the team is now in danger of going into bankruptcy (called administration over there), where the FL takes over the clubs and sells off all assets (the player) in order to pay the bills. they also hit the club with a large point deduction that could send the club down to a lower league and cripple the club further for years to come

so yeah