It's So Hard To Find A Good (Living) Man

[Kiwon]

Why are all the good ones taken?......

Swedish Woman Convicted for Sex With Human Skeleton

http://www.thelocal.se/45120/20121217/#.UM-xcuRQS8A

He looked at me with that "come hither" look....



He said that he loved me and would divorce his wife to marry me.



It was the most incredible sex that I'd ever had.

[swede]

Skeleton walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Skeleton says, "Give me a beer. And a mop."

[swede]

Sex with a skeleton? Talk about your skinless wiener!

[red]

and people say americans are the ones that are mentally deficient

[MadtownPacker]

What does the crazy lady look like?

[HowardRoark]

Very nice teeth; I thought all those Euros had shitty teeth.

[Freak Out]

The dead need love.

[red]

i'm guessing she used the bones as dildos

that might not be a bad idea. i could see a big market for selling celeb femurs to women

[KYPack]

Let's lock Red's ass up for thought crime.

I didn't think you could be arrested in Sweden for any sexual shit.

This broad found some kind of loophole with this one.

They are only gonna give her probation.

Think that'll stop her ass?

[GrnBay007]

I've always been partial to a man with a lil meat on his bones.

[Kiwon]

I've always been partial to a man with a lil meat on his bones.

[MJZiggy]

LOL

[George Cumby]

What was she supposed to do? One look at her and he had a boner.

[easy cheesy]

Let's lock Red's ass up for thought crime.

I didn't think you could be arrested in Sweden for any sexual shit.

This broad found some kind of loophole with this one.

They are only gonna give her probation.

Think that'll stop her ass?

A femur or a tibia or maybe a metatarsul might stop her ass... if you shove it up high enough... ***double rim shot***

[easy cheesy]

At least his penis was already broken... didn't suffer like this ass jack...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/broken-penis-mma-fighter-ray-1495506