what to do in the Bahamas

[Upnorth]

So the upnorthians are going to the Bahamas and are bringing the up north matriarch, my mom. Seeing as there are a bunch of old farts here anyone have any suggestions?

[MJZiggy]

I believe they have a good national park system. http://www.bnt.bs/The-National-Parks...-National-Park

[HowardRoark]

[wootah]

I heard "daggering" is pretty popular there as well. Might want to take up a course?

[Upnorth]

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[woodbuck27]

So the upnorthians are going to the Bahamas and are bringing the up north matriarch, my mom. Seeing as there are a bunch of old farts here anyone have any suggestions?

Yaa! Ehh!!

1. Step One:

From now until your all in Florida. Talk alot about how lovely and friendly Florida's beaches are.



2. Step Two:

The day after you arrive in Florida. Visit Marineland and spend alot of time viewing the shark tank.



3. Step Three:

Talk alot about recent and persistent shark sightings/attacks near Bahamian beaches.



4. Step Four.

Should be taken care of.

Your mother-in-law pleads to remain in Florida until you and your wife's return from the Bahamas.

See how happy she is:



I hope that helps Upnorth but feel free to ask for more friendly Maritimer advice. Anytime.

[Upnorth]

Woody, the mother in law is not the matriarch of this or any family, but if you have discount tickets to a shark tank feel free to send them her way along with a loving push, er I mean hug.

[SnakeLH2006]

What to do in the Bahamas?? Really dude...FUCK....and take pictures. I did that last summer. Nothing better than a pic of your boner with your girl with some nice scenery. Think of postcards. Don't be so selfish. She will cherish it.

[MadtownPacker]

Solid advice Snake but is there high grade smoke available?

[SnakeLH2006]

Solid advice Snake but is there high grade smoke available?

Well she outta be smoking on your boner. I'm not into it, but there's plenty of dude's offering ganja if that's what your asking, Mad.

[woodbuck27]

Woody, the mother in law is not the matriarch of this or any family, but if you have discount tickets to a shark tank feel free to send them her way along with a loving push, er I mean hug.

Seriously I was just being me and having some fun. Not at all meant to be at your expense Upnorth.

I often took my Mother-In-Law 'the Matriarch of my wife's side'; away on trips, as it just worked. Great breaks for her and for us too.

The best trips were always with the children. Vivian was a great sitter for her grandchildren during evenings out fun for my dearest and I.

My best suggestion. Look for Canadians. Their alot of fun.

[Freak Out]

What to do in the Bahamas?? Really dude...FUCK....and take pictures. I did that last summer. Nothing better than a pic of your boner with your girl with some nice scenery. Think of postcards. Don't be so selfish. She will cherish it.

Xmas cards dude...nothing says Christmas like a hottie slurping on some wood.

[Bretsky]

Good idea on Cards !

Nice to see ya back Snake........but hey............no cards of your bone.........I want your babe to hook up with another hottie babe...then take lots of pictures....and video feed...........and I don't want a dam card..........Bretsky wants the video

[SnakeLH2006]

Good idea on Cards !

Nice to see ya back Snake........but hey............no cards of your bone.........I want your babe to hook up with another hottie babe...then take lots of pictures....and video feed...........and I don't want a dam card..........Bretsky wants the video

LOL...Ya..good idea. Me and the missus have been at odds over the last week...so we'll see what happens. That's why I've been posting more...but enjoy it here. Nice hearing from ya bro! She's actually texting now...but it was a fun Batman run of over 2.5 years..but might have to do a reboot...We'll see.

[woodbuck27]

LOL...Ya..good idea. Me and the missus have been at odds over the last week...so we'll see what happens. That's why I've been posting more...but enjoy it here. Nice hearing from ya bro! She's actually texting now...but it was a fun Batman run of over 2.5 years..but might have to do a reboot...We'll see.

Hey ...2.5 years is really good. Long term, Ehh!

The word jettison comes to mind:




Then this one: