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  • The Buffalo Theory

    I had forgotten all about this treasure from, a time long ago:

    Cliff's Buffalo Theory

    This is credited to an episode of Cheers in which Cliff explains to Norm the 'Buffalo Theory':

    "Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as
    the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
    at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
    whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
    the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
    can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive
    drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
    weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
    the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
    that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
    "What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
    Lynn Dickey, 1984

    "Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
    John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"

  • #2
    LOL

    thats classic, thanks for that

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    • #3
      Love a good joke every once in a while. Thanks for posting,
      Draft Brandin Cooks WR OSU!

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      • #4
        Well.... isn't that "the TRUTH".
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        ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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