2013 Hunting

[SkinBasket]

Any of you idiots hunt coyote (the four legged animal) before? If so, any advice is appreciated. Gonna make me some coyote tacos.

[Joemailman]

Lure them in by dressing up like a roadrunner. The coyotes will all kinds of stupid shit. Meep Meep!

[hoosier]

You're going to eat a coyote? Are you Korean by any chance?

[Upnorth]

Get something dead and stinky, make a run using round bales three a side one at the back, place dead thing in center of run, wait. Coyotes can leap to the top of the round bale so be quick and accurate. Shot three in a row doing this once, waited a while got another then they buggered off.

[hoosier]

Get something dead and stinky, make a run using round bales three a side one at the back, place dead thing in center of run, wait. Coyotes can leap to the top of the round bale so be quick and accurate. Shot three in a row doing this once, waited a while got another then they buggered off.

Seeing as animals, like humans, are what they eat, why on earth would anyone actually go out of one's way to consume one of those putrid varmints?

[Zool]

Beware rocket shoes and 1000 ton anvils

[Upnorth]

Beware rocket shoes and 1000 ton anvils

You are on today man!!! F'n hilarious

[mraynrand]

If you run off a cliff, whatever you do, DO NOT check under your feet to determine whether the ground is still there. So long as you don't know, you will remain suspended in mid-air.

[mraynrand]

Get something dead and stinky

stinky pinky?

[George Cumby]

You're going to eat a coyote? Are you Korean by any chance?

I'm half Korean and I am offended by this stereotype. We don't eat coyotes. We prefer nice plump Labrador retriever puppies.

[George Cumby]

If you run off a cliff, whatever you do, DO NOT check under your feet to determine whether the ground is still there. So long as you don't know, you will remain suspended in mid-air.

Also, remember that when you paint a mural of a tunnel on a cliff face, you CANNOT treat is as a real tunnel.

[mraynrand]

I'm half Korean and I am offended by this stereotype. We don't eat coyotes. We prefer nice plump Labrador retriever puppies.

say....what?

[SkinBasket]

Seeing as animals, like humans, are what they eat, why on earth would anyone actually go out of one's way to consume one of those putrid varmints?

It's meat. Furthermore, while I may be no doctor, I understand that there is a rather complicated process involved between the ingestion of an edible material and the use of the energy from said material to build muscle, so I'm not too worried about it. Yeah, they're pretty much dogs, but I want a return on my guineas they've eaten.

Also, I'm going to be baiting with trimmings from filet mignon and chicken breast since it's going to be a couple weeks before I slaughter another chicken, so he should taste wonderful if your concerns are founded. The wounded rabbit call is en route, so I'll go out next week in a blind. I would try the bale idea, but I'm keeping to the woods, near the scene of the last murdered bird. It's bow turkey and deer season and I don't want to get a visit from the game officer and have to convince him I'm just killing coyotes with the rifle. Apparently they're kind of real assfucks around here.

[hoosier]

I'm half Korean and I am offended by this stereotype. We don't eat coyotes. We prefer nice plump Labrador retriever puppies.

I stand corrected. In fact there probably are zero coyotes in Korea, it was just a crude way of expressing my own personal views on eating coyotes.

[Upnorth]

Skin, can you recognize mange? If not learn how because you don't want those little bugs anywhere near you or yours. Whenever I've killed a coyote with mange unless it is winter I leave them where they fall.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mange

Hoosier, they are deliciously extinct in Korea I believe. (ahh stereotypes the last resort of weak humor, where would we be with out you)