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    PBSO: West Boca Raton man threw toaster at wife after she refused to have sex

    A man who lives on Tranquil Lane in west Boca Raton threw a toaster at his wife when she refused to have sex with him, according to authorities.
    Palm Beach County Sheriff’s officer arrested Jong Park, 37, early Tuesday morning in west Boca Raton. Park, who was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on his own recognizance Wednesday afternoon, faces charges of domestic battery.
    Park’s wife told officers when she refused to have sex with him, he hit her, pulled her hair and threw a toaster at her. Officers noted a bruise on her forehead where the kitchen appliance hit her, according to the report.
    In a written sworn statement she said she was scared to go back into the home because he threatened to hit her again.
    A 6-year old and a 3-year old also live in the home, according to the report.
    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/ne...ife-aft/nd6Qx/

    Not so Tranquil Lane!

    Put your Jong away! Park that Jong, right now, and wash the dishes!
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

  • #2
    i'm guessing he didn't just whip his dick out and hit her upside the head with it because he's asian, right?

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    • #3
      There is an appalling lack of cultural sensitivity emanating from this thread.

      Just shocking!

      Hitting and hair-pulling is not uncommon in some Korean couple spats and it goes both ways. As for the toaster throwing, that was because grapefruit was not in season.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kiwon View Post
        There is an appalling lack of cultural sensitivity emanating from this thread.
        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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        • #5
          Oh well....that couple is not having as much trouble as this couple.

          (Rand, can you do a composite of the two lovers?.....I wonder what their offspring would look like!)



          A Florida man is behind bars for allegedly having sex with a pit bull in his yard as shocked neighbors pleaded with him to stop. Tampa police were called to the house of Bernard Marsonek Tuesday afternoon after the 57-year-old was…

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          • #6
            K: I dropped by photo bucket account. Too much NSA tracking of mraynrand's alter ego.
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              I can't run no more
              With that lawless crowd
              While the killers in high places
              Say their prayers out loud
              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
              A thundercloud
              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kiwon View Post
                Oh well....that couple is not having as much trouble as this couple.

                (Rand, can you do a composite of the two lovers?.....I wonder what their offspring would look like!)



                http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1712069

                Something like this:

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                ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
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                • #9
                  This clip has both a toaster and a grapefruit

                  Edit: Shit it's a radio not a toaster. Brain has failed me.

                  Last edited by Zool; 03-07-2014, 08:59 AM.
                  Originally posted by 3irty1
                  This is museum quality stupidity.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zool View Post
                    This clip has both a toaster and a grapefruit

                    Edit: Shit it's a radio not a toaster. Brain has failed me.
                    It's easy to get them confused

                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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