ok, so where's this f****** plane?

[red]

they're still talking about this 24-7

they just took a break on cnn to talk about a massive land slide just outside of seattle that might have wiped out 100 americans 2 days ago

this was the first i even knew there was a landslide that might have wiped out 100 americans

then they quickly return to the "breaking news" of this missing fucking plane

to me, the "breaking news" is the news about a mountain that just fell over and buried a small community

[mraynrand]

did the mudslide kill anyone from Boeing?

[mraynrand]

wow, there's 108 missing!

[red]

wow, there's 108 missing!

yeah, had you heard about it until i just brought it up?

it happened saturday, and there's been nothing on it. you have to search to find news about it

i'd say this is pretty sizable news

[HowardRoark]

Are they gay? Or income inequal? Were any sustainable farms hurt?

[Zool]

If you're at work, don't google "the fucking plane"

[HowardRoark]

If you're at work, don't google "the fucking plane"

Isn't that a scene in Wolf of Wall Street?

[Joemailman]

yeah, had you heard about it until i just brought it up?

it happened saturday, and there's been nothing on it. you have to search to find news about it

i'd say this is pretty sizable news

Maybe all the local news crews were in the landslide. Did you ever think of that? Hmmm....?

[red]

If you're at work, don't google "the fucking plane"

i did it, and i got a bunch of links and pictures related to "snakes on a plane"

and for those that don't know the history of that scene. the movie was filmed, edited and completeted. it was then shown to a test audience. the test group was not happy that there was no famous outburst from sam jackson, and he did use his famous "motha fucka" tag line in the movie.

so they went back, filmed the line i just gave, re edited the movie to include the new scene. and the rest is movie history

[red]

Maybe all the local news crews were in the landslide. Did you ever think of that? Hmmm....?

but if all the local media was buried, would we have ever known about the landslide?

[Joemailman]

but if all the local media was buried, would we have ever known about the landslide?

Yes because there was a satellite image. They weren't sure exactly what the image was, or exactly where it was, but they knew there was something somewhere.

[red]

Yes because there was a satellite image. They weren't sure exactly what the image was, or exactly where it was, but they knew there was something somewhere.

but only if they use one of those fancy high-tech chinese ones that can somehow make a 200 foot long chunk of metal look like blurry pixelated jumble of nothing.

not one of those pesky google satellites that i can use to see which shingles on my roof need replacing this spring because i can see them clearer on google maps then i can from the ground

[woodbuck27]

http://www.smh.com.au/world/missing-malaysia-airlines-plane-the-most-plausible-theories-20140325-hvmls.html

Missing Malaysia Airlines plane: the most plausible theories

Date March 25, 2014

" Investigators are now confident enough to say that the doomed Malaysia Airlines plane crashed into the southern Indian Ocean.

But despite the apparent breakthrough in the baffling case, they are still no closer to determining just why and how the Boeing 777 veered drastically off course shortly after taking off from Kuala Lumpur International Airport in the early hours of March 8.

The answer to that question is most likely contained within the plane's black box flight recorder, with search crews facing a race against time before its signal dies after 30 days."


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/missing-...#ixzz2xGb3xZBE

[woodbuck27]

http://www.smh.com.au/world/missing-malaysia-airlines-plane-the-most-plausible-theories-20140325-hvmls.html

SUICIDE

" Sources close to the investigation have reportedly told London's Daily Telegraph that the team working on the MH370 mystery believes the plane was crashed deliberately in "an apparent suicide mission". ..."


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/missing-...#ixzz2xGcafiJZ

[Joemailman]

but only if they use one of those fancy high-tech chinese ones that can somehow make a 200 foot long chunk of metal look like blurry pixelated jumble of nothing.

not one of those pesky google satellites that i can use to see which shingles on my roof need replacing this spring because i can see them clearer on google maps then i can from the ground

Red, please don't tell me you're getting up on the roof yourself to replace the shingles.