Moral Quandry

[Deputy Nutz]

It's the principalities nigga

[Deputy Nutz]

How dead are the two employees that crashed?

[Harlan Huckleby]

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after reading this story, i think we should rename the characters in it to more accurately reflect them

the person living in the middle who is telling the story should be know as hillbilly A

the hillbilly in the story should be hillbilly B

and the asshole should be hillbilly 1 (name adjusted for known hillbilly alphabet and number characters)

[SkinBasket]

How dead are the two employees that crashed?

Both those motherfuckers were walking around 2 days later. Their faces are all fucked up from hitting the tree, but I bet someone's regretting having each of them separately air lifted to CIN.

[Deputy Nutz]

That is hell of a worker's comp case