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Ha ha!!C.H.U.D.Comment
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My reaction to those that post tasteless crap on this thread is to express a joke:
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned man and says to him,
"Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replies the Irishman.
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
"Faith and begorah! Is that good!" "
" And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey? " she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says,
"Tis absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks,
"And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs,
"Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."Last edited by woodbuck27; 01-10-2016, 05:21 PM.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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Enough of these fat cows and ugly sows.
"Incest" if she was my sister.
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Her Eyebrows are extremely bushy.Comment
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Originally posted by 3irty1Comment
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My choice of a word and this subject:Originally posted by SkinBasket View PostEnough of these fat cows and ugly sows.
"Incest" if she was my sister.
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Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
' Bushy ' and eye brows:
Audrey Hepburn ... Is highly popular as 'the most beautiful woman'..... ever !Last edited by woodbuck27; 01-18-2016, 10:26 AM.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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The word is:
' sultry '
' Marilyn 'Last edited by woodbuck27; 01-18-2016, 10:32 AM.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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The word is:
' WET '..... and I'll add just one more when I might choose many............. ' Fantasy '
Sophia LorenLast edited by woodbuck27; 01-18-2016, 10:30 AM.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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The word is :
' eyes ':
Elizabeth Taylor** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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The word is:
' With a Capitol ' T ' ....Temptress '
Formerly of St. Tropez Brigitte Bardot (Bordeaux)** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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There in .............the end of your lesson on physical 'beauty' for this day:
Monday 18 Jan. 2016 @ 11:43 AM EST.
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The word is 'woman'...this one ..........
a Canadian Woman.
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"Canadian," not that there's anything wrong with that...
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