A Limited Time 75% Discount Offer on a Powerful Military Grade Flashlight That's Selling Like Crazy

[Harlan Huckleby]

That arrow is helpful.

Jesus, what an unfortunate turn. I hope Woody doesn't find any bargain military grade garden hose, or plastic sheets.

[wootah]

This is disturbing.

Thanks for potentially getting me some jailtime, Packerrats.

[SkinBasket]

For fuck's sake, we all got a butthole. That one looks especially clean. Except, you know, for the worm hanging out.

[wootah]

I'm confused: is that a black hole or a wormhole?

[mraynrand]

https://www.facebook.com/edmlead/videos/331451643645848/

[hoosier]

There are probably many cases for which worms and wrinkles are hard to tell apart. I also notice that Patler appears to have violated the "do not reproduce without permission" stipulation embedded in that image. This thread is a walking violation.

[woodbuck27]

Why are you directly responding to a Rand post?

The LAW against such hasn't in my knowledge or to this point in time (Friday 12 Feb. 2016 @ 10:26 EST) been insttuted by any proper authority and that authority for my personal satisfaction must be MadtownPacker.....or otherwise the owner of Packerrats.com.

Check this out...I'm likely doing so again.

Arn't you HowardRoark and mraynrand and Cleft Crusty all the work of one person?

How many memberships here does mraynrand need to run his rotten game?

I want the POWERS here to check you out. How many memberships does member mraynrand have here. Duplication of memberships is a Forum Violation and that violator needs to be BANNED forever.

I ask the POWERS here to check out HowardRoark....please. Is he mraynrand in real life?

To ensure your an individual person from the person we know here as mraynrand.

I want the Mods to note this querry and please activate an investigation of my suspicion.\

Thank You, Sincerely woodbuck27

[woodbuck27]

And examine throat wounds while in dark alleys.

Are you reading too many homicide novels?

[woodbuck27]

When I was a kiddy back in the 60s (that's 1960s) me mum told us kids that it was the practice for parents to take a flashlight late at night and look at their children's asshole. The idea was to look for worms.

Now, my mom is not a sex offender! Well, not much. This was an actual practice during that era. Maybe some older people here can confirm.

Well, our response was utter terror. We started wearing pants to bed so nobody was going to shine any midnight light on our sacred orifaces.

Damn straight Harlan. I hope you had three pairs of pants to put on. We were poor when I first began school. My Dad hadn't graduated from his trade school until about 1952.. You might have your Sunday BEST and two more pairs of pants and patchs on patchs.

Pinworms:

That was a concern back in the day. If it wasn't for such prudent preventative measures we'd be still dieing at 60.

Should Your Child See a Doctor? ...... Pinworms

http://www.seattlechildrens.org/medical-conditions/symptom-index/pinworms/

I started school around 1952. I can recall the effort put forth back then by students teachers and their (generally) Mothers to regularly check and if necessary eliminate head lice.

[woodbuck27]

Huh. It's still a thing.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/198190-how-to-know-if-your-child-has-pinworms/

I just wonder if that "military grade" laser beam is gonna leave a mark.

You wouldn't need such Harlan. There are awesome small yet suitable lights avaiklable even at Dollar Stores.

I cannot believe how sheltered a life some of our members have had.

No wonder there's such ignorance here.

[woodbuck27]

There are probably many cases for which worms and wrinkles are hard to tell apart. I also notice that Patler appears to have violated the "do not reproduce without permission" stipulation embedded in that image. This thread is a walking violation.

I asked that this be addressed early in the thread.

I don't want any trouble for the Forum OWNER. MadtownPacker.

PLEASE whoever decides such. If this thread threatens Packerrats or its OWNER (s) in any way.....PLEASE Move It or REMOVE it.

[mraynrand]

For fuck's sake, we all got a butthole. That one looks especially clean. Except, you know, for the worm hanging out.

probably just needs a tat

[woodbuck27]

probably just needs a tat

Hey....Your greasing my thread with one of your multiple personalities.

PLEASE Mister:

REMOVE this TRASHY POST mraynrand.

This one like Chucky...the little jerk with the really creepy sicko slime ball mind. A sign of your impotence and a lack of a normal sex life.

Get that CRAP off my thread.

[HowardRoark]

The LAW against such hasn't in my knowledge or to this point in time (Friday 12 Feb. 2016 @ 10:26 EST) been insttuted by any proper authority and that authority for my personal satisfaction must be MadtownPacker.....or otherwise the owner of Packerrats.com.

Check this out...I'm likely doing so again.

Arn't you HowardRoark and mraynrand and Cleft Crusty all the work of one person?

How many memberships here does mraynrand need to run his rotten game?

I want the POWERS here to check you out. How many memberships does member mraynrand have here. Duplication of memberships is a Forum Violation and that violator needs to be BANNED forever.

I ask the POWERS here to check out HowardRoark....please. Is he mraynrand in real life?

To ensure your an individual person from the person we know here as mraynrand.

I want the Mods to note this querry and please activate an investigation of my suspicion.\

Thank You, Sincerely woodbuck27

I have always been under the impression you are rand. Just another one of the many psychological disorders (narcissism, multiple personalities and whatnot). Why do you play this game with us docile Packer fans simply looking for a place to discuss our passions?

Why? Why??

[mraynrand]

Hey....Your greasing my thread with one of your multiple personalities.

PLEASE Mister:

REMOVE this TRASHY POST mraynrand.

This one like Chucky...the little jerk with the really creepy sicko slime ball mind. A sign of your impotence and a lack of a normal sex life.

Get that CRAP off my thread.

Just cluing you in on the new trend in the US of A - getting tats on your anus. I bet this chick can't even paddle a boat either.