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  • Trouble Dump

    I think it would be helpful to have a place where we can all relieve our troubles. NOt real troubles, like I'm dying of butt AIDS, or my wife is leaving me (we already had that once, as I recall), but the kind of shit that makes your day or week a bigger pain in the ass than it was supposed to be. That way, we can all know that we aren't alone, that other people's days suck too. Kind of the opposite of a prayer circle.

    I'll start. My kids has an amoxicillin rash and my wife's rear driver tire has a slow leak.

    Both of these event were unplanned, unwanted, and cost me hours of my time I would rather spend masturbating or whatever.

    So please, open up and share. As woodbuck says, we're all here for each other, right? Let's use each other to bring each other down and wallow a little.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
    Nobody knows but Jesus

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    • #3
      Trouble in the city, trouble in the farm
      You got your rabbit's foot, you got your good-luck charm
      But they can't help you, none when there's trouble

      Trouble, trouble
      Trouble, trouble
      Nothin' but trouble

      Trouble in the water, trouble in the air
      Go all the way to the other side of the world
      You'll find trouble there
      Revolution even ain't no solution for trouble

      Trouble, trouble
      Trouble, trouble
      Nothin' but trouble

      Drought and starvation, packaging of the soul
      Persecution, execution, governments out of control
      You can see the writing on the wall, inviting trouble

      Trouble, trouble
      Trouble, trouble
      Nothin' but trouble

      Put your ear to the train tracks, put your ear to the ground
      You ever feel like you're never alone even when
      There's nobody else around?
      Since the beginning of the universe man's been cursed by trouble

      Trouble, trouble
      Trouble, trouble
      Nothin' but trouble

      Nightclubs of the broken-hearted, stadiums of the damned
      Legislature, perverted nature, doors that are rudely slammed
      Look into infinity, all you see is trouble

      Trouble, trouble
      Trouble, trouble
      Nothin' but trouble

      Songwriters
      BOB DYLAN
      I can't run no more
      With that lawless crowd
      While the killers in high places
      Say their prayers out loud
      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
      A thundercloud
      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      • #4
        If Your Looking For Trouble by : Elvis Presley

        If you're looking for trouble
        You came to the right place
        If you're looking for trouble
        Just look right in my face
        I was born standing up
        And talking back
        My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack
        Because I'm evil, my middle name is misery
        Well I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me

        I've never looked for trouble
        But I've never ran
        I don't take no orders
        From no kind of man
        I'm only made out
        Of flesh, blood and bone
        But if you're gonna start a rumble
        Don't you try it on alone
        Because I'm evil, my middle name is misery
        Well I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me
        I'm evil, evil, evil, as can be
        I'm evil, evil, evil, as can be
        So don't mess around don't mess around don't mess around with me
        I'm evil, I'm evil, evil, evil
        So don't mess around, don't mess around with me
        I'm evil, I tell you I'm evil
        So don't mess around with me
        Yeah!

        ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
        ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
        ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
        ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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        • #5
          I've got some stupid issue with my right ear. Can barely hear out of it. No infection, no fluid behind the eardrum. Just got irritated when doing a flush of the earwax. Nothing I can do but wait a month or two for it to naturally fix itself.
          All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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          • #6
            Sounds like a blockage of ear wax, Craig. Put some lukewarm vegetable oil in it. Good luck.

            Edit: is advice allowed in the trouble dump or is it just a place to lament?

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            • #7
              Advice is preferred to people posting annoying lyrics like they do in every other thread is this shithole.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                I'm tired

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                • #9
                  My hamstring hurts. Not the muscle itself but the tendon that connects the muscle to the hipbone. I have to get up and walk around the office every half hour or it tightens up. It is truly and literally a giant pain in the ass.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                    I'm tired

                    Me too.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • #11
                      I have to build a chicken coop and run this week or next. But first I have to cut down a couple trees. But first I have to move a rabbit hutch. But first I have to grease the tractor.

                      Seems there's always a dozen things you have to do to even start doing the thing you're supposed to do.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • #12
                        I have arthritis in both knees now. Fuck
                        Originally posted by 3irty1
                        This is museum quality stupidity.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                          I have to build a chicken coop and run this week or next. But first I have to cut down a couple trees. But first I have to move a rabbit hutch. But first I have to grease the tractor.

                          Seems there's always a dozen things you have to do to even start doing the thing you're supposed to do.
                          Are you building a new chicken coop or adding on? You have lots of chickens. Whats with the rabbits? Are you going to eat them?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                            Are you building a new chicken coop or adding on? You have lots of chickens. Whats with the rabbits? Are you going to eat them?
                            I don't have rabbits. I might later, but the hutch was here before we got here because those fat welfare hillbillies ate rabbits. We're adding on again, on the other side of the original coop, since I only have two fence panels left.
                            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                              Advice is preferred to people posting annoying lyrics like they do in every other thread is this shithole.
                              I advise you to shove it up your ass.

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