Top Ten Billionaire Purchases

[mraynrand]

When you have so much money oozing out of your orifices that you can't keep track of it, you not only have to spend it, but you have to spend it in such a way as to make you more noticeable than other ultra-riches. Some suggested acquisitions:

1) Spacecraft
2) Island
3) Professional Sports team
4) Country
5) Aging Institute
6) Television/Communications Network
7) Supermodels and/or assorted celebrity companions
8) Super yacht
9) Sky Scraper
10) Tax avoidance

[wootah]

11) a batcave

[mraynrand]

Crimefighter. That's a good one.

I left out mansion because it's just so obvious - and that, like a penthouse is 'so millionaire.'

[Deputy Nutz]

An underground bunker in the middle of no where

[George Cumby]

Woodbuck's virginity.

[woodbuck27]

Woodbuck's virginity.

She must be blonde, sexy intellectually competent, well traveled, well groomed....... and ...........very rich:

[George Cumby]

lol!

[mraynrand]

She must be blonde, sexy intellectually competent, well traveled, well groomed....... and ...........very rich:

That cartoon 'woman' has the kind of face that says "I'm comfortable in a Target mensroom"

[MadtownPacker]

12) Human trafficking slaves