Packer Rats Football Roster: Tryouts

[Tarlam!]

OK. Most of you have played some football.

I am now calling for tryouts to make the Packer Rats Football Team.

I myself, am trying out for the position of Punter. I could hit a ball for about 60 yards in my day and I could still muster a decent 45 today - no problemo!

If I can't be the punter, I'd like to be anything where my 6-4 frame would work if I tuned 50lbs of fat into some serious muscle! I was thinking of trying out for Sam.

BTW: I nominate Mad as HC, B as OC and Nutso as DC. 7 is our "Special" teams babe.

Hey 7, wanna teach me houta PUNT?

[GrnBay007]

Am I "7" ?

[BananaMan]

Can the ST coach also double as the cheerleading captain?

[Tarlam!]

Am I "7" ?

Yup.

[GrnBay007]

LOL, my name keeps getting shorter and shorter...........


T, I don't know how to teach punting, but I will gladly monitor you in the training room.

[Brando19]

I could be a WR

[MJZiggy]

Can I be nose tackle?

[oregonpackfan]

Since Najeh Davenport is no longer on the team and I am old enough to start clipping Depends coupons, can I be the tailback?

OPF

[GrnBay007]

LOL!!!!

[Mazzin]

Ill gladly be the water-bitch!

[GBRulz]

Can I be the tight ends coach? I can offer great hindsight into their development

[Charles Woodson]

i wana be ryan longwell

[justanotherpackfan]

I think I'll take strength and conditioning coach and maybe kicker too.

[red]

well i'm the same size as greg jennings, and went to the same school, and when i was 14 i ran the same 40 as him

so i guess i could be a WR




now i want more money

[Zool]

Fine I'll be the Tight End.