Rat communication

[MJZiggy]

I don't care.

[MJZiggy]

Yip-friggin-ee. I'm going to Milwaukee! Just booked my flights. BTW, if you're traveling with kids, avoid travelocity. I brought up my tix, realized I was the only one listed as traveling and when I went to add kid back in, the fare suddenly jumped more than $50 per person. Got the price I wanted at cheaptickets.

[FavreChild]

Whatcha gonna do in Brew City?

[MJZiggy]

Parents 50th anniversary.

[MJZiggy]

Goodnight Cheese.

[Tarlam!]

Morning All. I got this as an email and although it pertains to football with a spherical leather object, it still is amusing. Of course, the wives and girlfriends referred to in this piece are not Hottie Rats, nor are Hottie Rat types meant to be addressed. This is for those sterotypical women than don't get it:

LIST OF RULES FOR WOMEN DURING WORLD CUP 2006


1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the child that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12pm and 6pm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"
game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[CyclonePackFan]

Tarlam,

roflcakes.

[MJZiggy]

Hello? Hello Hello

Romper room sure gets quiet Draft weekend. Hope all are enjoying. Good night.

[MJZiggy]

Good morning Packer World!! Gotta get packed and I'll see you this weekend. Who's picking me up at the airport???

[Tarlam!]

Good Morning/evening Rats. Changing of the guards is now possible - I'm awake!

[chain_gang]

A Good day to all, pretty quiet around here today.

[MJZiggy]

I think everyone saw my little reminder and figured they'd better go shopping!! Personally, I'm "locked" in my office while my Mother's Day gift is prepared. Better than being locked in the laundry room!!

[chain_gang]

No Doubt, luckily I saw it yesterday and called the Floral shop, Hope you have a happy mothers day MJZiggy.

[Bretsky]

I think everyone saw my little reminder and figured they'd better go shopping!! Personally, I'm "locked" in my office while my Mother's Day gift is prepared. Better than being locked in the laundry room!!

When is mothers day ?

Mothers day should be a big orgy of all hot mothers. Can I volunteer my outdoor hot tub ? Better yet, it doesn't even have to be just mothers

[chain_gang]

I think everyone saw my little reminder and figured they'd better go shopping!! Personally, I'm "locked" in my office while my Mother's Day gift is prepared. Better than being locked in the laundry room!!

When is mothers day ?

Mothers day should be a big orgy of all hot mothers. Can I volunteer my outdoor hot tub ? Better yet, it doesn't even have to be just mothers

LMAO Bretsky, good one