Associated Press Top 25 Packer Rats

[Bretsky]

Fine, if FC hates it, it's on you. well she will be on you but not in a bad way. It could be a good way if it is Bretsky thinking about it.

Ahh to hell with it just deal with it. Alley Rat it is, take as you see it.

ALLIE GRAIL RAT


Come on, we all know Al is an alias for her hot girlfriend Allie anyways.

[MadtownPacker]

I fixed it.

[FavreChild]

whatever.

[MadtownPacker]

whatever.

Hey, hey now! You blame your GURLFRIEND GBRulz for that. It's almost like she was trying to tell us something?

[esoxx]

I was with allie last night.

[MadtownPacker]

I would still be cool with you if you had been kicking it with Al but Im much more open minded then you WI vatos.

[GBRulz]

whatever.

Hey, hey now! You blame your GURLFRIEND GBRulz for that. It's almost like she was trying to tell us something?

I think she was saying "whatever" to B.

[red]

these rankings are such a crock

they're just one big popularity contest

[MadtownPacker]

these rankings are such a crock

they're just one big popularity contest

Actually the latest ones have been ranked by highest post count.

[red]

these rankings are such a crock

they're just one big popularity contest

Actually the latest ones have been ranked by highest post count.

blah lol

i stand by what i said

i want a recount, i didn't have as many posting opportunities available to me as some of the more popular posters had

[MadtownPacker]

If you like, you can have my spot. I think they are all a bunch of egotistic a-holes anyways.

[Tarlam!]

I thought it was the Doughboy who died??

OBITUARY

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a Man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and two children, John Dough and Jane Dough (plus they had one in the oven). He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

FavreChild,

I loved you witty obituary! Your puns were out of this world!

Oregonpackfan

I must have been in a coma when FC brought this out! Simnply fu...ing brilliant!

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BREAKING NEWS ON THE AP NEWS WIRE!!!

WOODBUCK is closing in on MJZiggy in the battle for most posts!

We may have a new #1 ranking by the end of the night!!!!

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these rankings are such a crock

they're just one big popularity contest

Red, like 7 people here said you were one of their favorite posters from JSO! That's 7 minimum. I just put up another thread about head to head battles in terms of post counts titled "weekend predictions" or something like that. Someone bumped this, it's all in good fun!!

New champ tonight!

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If you like, you can have my spot. I think they are all a bunch of egotistic a-holes anyways.

Oh you wanna fight? I will drop you little man. Sure, you talk a big game while pissing on that helmet, but we all know who the real man is around here!!

Yeah, you'd kick my ass