Tiger Woods

[3irty1]

Don't have a TV in the house anymore so I streamed the Tiger win on my phone in the garage. My feed was a minute or two behind. I knew he sealed it when one of my neighbors screamed.

"AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN!"

Pretty concise.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

i think the big thing about him cheating was that he was going to hookers when he had a massive hottie at home

i've seen her in person up close, and the tv never did her justice

i can understan if he had a 250 pound troll at home, but elin was a goddess

Sure, Miss Elin shouldn’t have to go through the emotional anguish and embarrassment of TW’s infidelity. But the truth is, if Tiger was just some mulatto minimum-wage burger flipper straight outta Compton, she woulda told him to go fuck himself a long time ago. She won the lotto with her marriage to the Asian-Black Hybrid. Hard to feel bad for her when her consolation prize for the divorce was a Titanic.

And as you said, she’s ain’t a 250 lbs troll. Shouldn’t be too difficult for her to find another billionaire lover.

Not saying, Tiger wasn’t an ass for his fuck ups. Just saying, 99.9% of rich fucks probably cheat on their “soul” mates. Not every greed-fucker is as virtuous as Partial.