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  • #1

    Wild Turkeys

    A few years ago, it was interesting to see a couple go through the yard every evening; or hear them on the roof....watching them oddly fly up into the trees.

    Now I’ve got about 40 that use my property as part of their daily ritual. I feel like a turkey farmer who can’t kill the turkeys (I live in a town). I’m sure next year it will double again. I wake up to barnyard (very loud) noices.

    How do you get these things to move somewhere else?
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.
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    Sounds like someone has been drinking too much wild turkey...

    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      So you can't shoot them?
      C.H.U.D.

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      • #4
        Nope; can’t discharge anything (pellet gun too) in town
        After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
          Nope; can’t discharge anything (pellet gun too) in town
          I have a feeling you could give Frank Cignetti a call and he could rub them out for you.
          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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