Hot Off The Grill !

[mraynrand]

You hear that rand? You are welcome at Rad's house for Thanksgiving!

He hasnt PMed me his address.

[mraynrand]

I must say, it's all good.

Now, let's talk bacon. I like bacon on burgers. Bacon wrapped/grilled scallops or bacon wrapped bacon is good with me !

I like bacon in my garden salad and in my baked beans as well. I'm waiting for Taco Bell to have a Bacon Taco or Bacon Burrito. Bacon over sausage with my fried breakfast eggs suits me tastefully.

Bacon makes everything better!!!

#baconator

[Radagast]

You hear that rand? You are welcome at Rad's house for Thanksgiving!

First, my family gathers at my brothers home.

Second, any Thanksgiving guest are specially invited by my brother or his family only.

Last, I could get "Mr.W.Va" an invitation, but he would have to supply a completely clean criminal background check, a certified/notarized letter of recommendation from a ordained minister/pastor, and a certified/notarized letter from an accredited Medical Doctor stating that he has no communicable diseases. I highly doubt that he could supply a clean record, morals recommendation, or a clean bill of health. Psychotic mental deficients need not apply.

P.S. As I don't read his vomit infused crap, following my post to make comments only proves that he needs to go back to work in that nasty coal mine, they accept anyone.

Happy Thanksgiving !

[mraynrand]

First, my family gathers at my brothers home.

Second, any Thanksgiving guest are specially invited by my brother or his family only.

Last, I could get "Mr.W.Va" an invitation, but he would have to supply a completely clean criminal background check, a certified/notarized letter of recommendation from a ordained minister/pastor, and a certified/notarized letter from an accredited Medical Doctor stating that he has no communicable diseases. I highly doubt that he could supply a clean record, morals recommendation, or a clean bill of health. Psychotic mental deficients need not apply.

P.S. As I don't read his vomit infused crap, following my post to make comments only proves that he needs to go back to work in that nasty coal mine, they accept anyone.

Happy Thanksgiving !

I can provide all those things, except vomit infused crap - I suspect such a thing might only result from a tainted bird.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I can provide all those things, except vomit infused crap - I suspect such a thing might only result from a tainted bird.

Tainted Bird, wasn't that a song by Soft Cell?

[hoosier]

Tainted bird: rhymes with a great novel by Jerzy Kosinski.

[mraynrand]

Tainted bird: rhymes with a great novel by Jerzy Kosinski.

Been There, done that.

[Radagast]

Thanksgiving/Christmas is no time to read post from a dick, so let's all just ignore and move past the resident buffon's (mraynrand) regular ravings and be civil this holiday season.

Still looking for those holiday grilling stories. Do you fry or smoke your turkey? Do you have a great dressing recipe or perhaps some fab. desert maybe. I'm considering making a peach cobbler from scratch and topping it with vanilla ice cream.

What's on your holiday menu?

[mraynrand]

Thanksgiving/Christmas is no time to read post from a dick, so let's all just ignore and move past the resident buffon's (mraynrand) regular ravings and be civil this holiday season.

FYI - this isn’t really civil.

[Radagast]

Any post from a serious poster would be most welcome.

West Virginia baked racoon is not considered a traditional holiday favorite.

Anyone know a great glazed ham recipe ?

[mraynrand]

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West Virginia baked racoon is not considered a traditional holiday favorite.

Collecting and Cooking roadkill is legal in WV, and the price is right.

[MadtownPacker]

Deep frying this year most likely. Just a lot faster and don’t have to worry about drying the mofo out.

I have never fully baked one but did smoke one for a few hours then put in oven to finish. The flavor sinks in and I got good reviews.

[Zool]

Deep frying this year most likely. Just a lot faster and don’t have to worry about drying the mofo out.

I have never fully baked one but did smoke one for a few hours then put in oven to finish. The flavor sinks in and I got good reviews.

Brine then spatchcock that bird and it’ll cook in 90 minutes. Plus you get to make a shit ton of jokes about the term spatchcock.

[Radagast]

I'm not 100% certain, but I believe I heard that using Peanut Oil to deep fry a Turkey delivers both flavor and a great crispy outer layer as it seals in the moisture of the bird. Most Costcos/etc. sell the large jugs at a fair price.

Additionally, not many know that using the cooking oil to make homemade Potato Chips following the cooking of the bird is a special bonus. It does require some planning and preparation though. A Deep Fry Basket comes in handy for this.

Special Note: Special care should be used cooking outdoors with hot oil. To many unintended fires happen every year because errors were made. Many online sites cover all the ins and outs for frying a turkey. I wish all a Safe as well as a Happy Thanksgiving Holiday!

Best of Luck and please take care.

[MadtownPacker]

Brine then spatchcock that bird and it’ll cook in 90 minutes. Plus you get to make a shit ton of jokes about the term spatchcock.

I have read about brining, pretty much soaking in salt water right?

At least give the jokes a chance to develop!