Christmas Gift Ideas !

[Radagast]

Its evident that posting rules are selectively applied. I don't need a mentor to see that the majority of this forum's members are a few lessons light on basic civility training. Drug dealers, zombies, serial criminals, and vulgar comedians are their heros. Trashing things like Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. is for them a perverse delight.

Yes, I now see that my words only serve to just stir up the garbage. Its true that I've tried to introduce clean and valad threads to this site, then the race begins to post the insults, vulgar comments, and gutter slang. I find it sad that their lives are so miserable and that such behavior eases their unhappy lives.

As for those that do post with civility and intelligence, I say thank you. Your post serve to brighten up the site and remind me that there are still a few good people around.

[George Cumby]

^ Where does one begin?

[hoosier]

I say begin with zombies! Their best-by date has already passed use em while ya can!

[hoosier]

Crap, can't figure out how to copy paste urls on phone.

[George Cumby]

Great! I'm giving my kids drug dealer-porn star-zombie dolls for Christmas!

[hoosier]

Before Mara Salvatrucha became a feared international criminal organization they were a bunch of lost kids, newly arrived in Southern Cal after fleeing the Central American civil wars, trying to figure out what this Satanic metal thing called AC/DC was. Mara Salvatrucha Stoner was their name.

[Bretsky]

Massages; can't go wrong getting a chick a massage package.

[Radagast]

Seasons Greetings

[Radagast]

[Radagast]

More Xmas gift ideas !

A prepaid for Eye Examination
An IOU to preform 2 hours of free yard work
A paid for dinner at a fine restaurant (not a gift card, but an outing where you pay the bill)
New Christmas Tree ornaments (to replace some of those old or faded ones)
A heavy duty extension cord
A Video or Music CD
A paid for treat to ride a horse at a riding club/facility
A favorite bag/box of treats (Chocolate, Nuts, Candy, Cookies,etc.)
Pajama Bottoms (Fleece)
Sporting Equipment (Ball, Glove, Racket, etc.)

Merry Christmas !

[hoosier]

One-way ticket and two week hotel reservation in Philadelphia
Tickets to the Nutcracker ballet (again!!!!)
Prepaid colonoscopy
Fruitcake

[Radagast]

With Christmas 8 days off, most have their tree and holiday decorations in place. I'll be shopping at the grocery store for holiday treats as well as the basic weekley needs. I'm going to surprise our family Christmas gathering with a special appetiser, sausage balls. Simple to prepare and great holiday treats.

I have a tradition of including a sample bottle of liquor with each gift. Each selected to fit the taste of the gift receiver. Scotch, Bourbon, Vodka, Rum, and Tequila will be distributed. The little bottles fit nicely with the Shirt or Sweater or Pajamas they will be receiving.


STOCKING STUFFERS

Chap Stick
Salted Peanuts (small bags)
Hard Candy (individually wrapped)
Batteries (size as needed)
Shaving Razor
A mini-flashlight
A ball point pen
A pair of small house scissors
A small child's toy (yoyo, recorder, slinky, etc.)
An electric toothbrush
A calculator

Merry Christmas !

[3irty1]

A knife, a gallon of bleach, and an international plane ticket
A laundry basket full of the 10 open bottles of triple sec you've got in your cupboard
Boafang uv-5r
Name a star "Epstein didn't kill himself" for them
Neodynmium fishing magnet and box of 9mm
Neti pot full of whiskey
Regular duty extension cord
Gas station boner pills (individually wrapped)
A list of funny youtube URLs
An English-British translation Dictionary
IOU to delete Facebook (perfect for the kids)

[George Cumby]

"Name a star "Epstein didn't kill himself" for them"

OMG, that's awesome

[Radagast]

Take a bag of groceries to that shut in neighbor or family member that could use the help.
Donate a toy to "Toys for Tots" or to your local children's hospital.
Say thanks to your auto mechanic or your neighbor or etc. that helped you through a rough time. A bottle of Wine or Liquor often works nicely.
Give blood through the Red Cross or some other recognised organization.
Say a prayer for our Servicemen/women serving in harm's way or just away from their families.
Put a Christmas Card in the mailbox of that person who is carrying on a one sided feud with you. It could start a thaw that might lead to an occasional wave or howdy from them.

Happy Holidays !