The Stealthy "March" to the "April" Draft

[Deputy Nutz]

Did he tell me that? I really didn't notice. Anyway, it's true, I sure as hell ain't elite. This is America, though. Anybody can elevate their status if they feel the need to - which I don't.

You crack me up.

[George Cumby]

Flies or worms: with myiasis you have the best of both worlds. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the spirit of compromise!

What. The. Actual. Fuck.