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    i have stained my skin red in efforts to clean up red kool-aid that I just spilled. Figured i'd share.

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    I just eat eggs for breakfast.
    Draft Brandin Cooks WR OSU!

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    • #3
      Re: Red juice

      Originally posted by Partial
      i have stained my skin red in efforts to clean up red kool-aid that I just spilled. Figured i'd share.

      Anybody knows that kool-aid is supposed to be GREEN. I have no sympathy for you.

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      • #4
        Re: Red juice

        Originally posted by retailguy
        Anybody knows that kool-aid is supposed to be GREEN. I have no sympathy for you.
        Then fix your avatar! (looks red to me at least!)

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        • #5
          Whatchu talking about? They've got "Invisible" kool-aid now. My girlfriend's kids drink it all the time. Probably too much.



          tyler
          Receive thy new Possessor: One who brings
          A mind not to be chang'd by Place or Time.
          The mind is its own place, and in it self
          Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

          "Paradise Lost"-John Milton

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          • #6
            Re: Red juice

            Originally posted by Patler
            Originally posted by retailguy
            Anybody knows that kool-aid is supposed to be GREEN. I have no sympathy for you.
            Then fix your avatar! (looks red to me at least!)
            Outside of the range of my techical abilities I'm afraid. I'll have to hire the hacker to do it for me in his spare time.

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            • #7
              I just punctured my testicle with a nail clipper.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                I just punctured my testicle with a nail clipper.
                Was it intentional, or did the darn thing just get away from you?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                  I just punctured my testicle with a nail clipper.
                  HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Patler
                    Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                    I just punctured my testicle with a nail clipper.
                    Was it intentional, or did the darn thing just get away from you?
                    The scene in Pretty Woman where she is trying to eat an oster keeps running through my head only with a blue dog, a sack of testicles, and a nail clipper. Oh what a mental image it is..

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                    • #11
                      Re: Red juice

                      Originally posted by retailguy
                      Originally posted by Partial
                      i have stained my skin red in efforts to clean up red kool-aid that I just spilled. Figured i'd share.

                      Anybody knows that kool-aid is supposed to be GREEN. I have no sympathy for you.
                      It actually wasn't kool-aid. It was great value sugar free juice, but I was ashamed of the fact I could not afford the kool-aid. I made an entire gallon pitcher, and I was trying to force the lid on, but to no avail. The next thing I knew there was a tidal wave of blood red cherry flavored juice flying at the refridgerator, splashing off onto the walls, floors, table, and clothes.

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                      • #12
                        How do you clean spooge off your keyboard?

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                        • #13
                          Oscar: "Murray, would you like Brown Juice or Green Juice?"
                          Murray: "What's the difference?"
                          Oscar: "Two weeks"
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                            How do you clean spooge off your keyboard?
                            Your Tongue

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Pack0514
                              Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                              How do you clean spooge off your keyboard?
                              Your Tongue
                              Naughty!

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