Packers at the Tyson vs Paul fight

[MadtownPacker]

Are there any?

[George Cumby]

I pray to All That Is HOLY that Tyson turns that no-talent, attention whore, parasite into a fucking turnip tonight.

Is that too much to ask?

[MadtownPacker]

Several ways it can work out that way. All require him tripping, of course.

He blanks and think Paul is:
Robin Givens
Don King
Buster Douglas

[George Cumby]

Several ways it can work out that way. All require him tripping, of course.

He blanks and think Paul is:
Robin Givens
Don King
Buster Douglas

You can go to Hell telling jokes like that.

But I'm going to Hell for laughing at it.

[MadtownPacker]

Iron Mike walking in solo to rap beat is perfect.

[bobblehead]

Tyson showed that he is stronger faster and a better boxer....for about the first minute of each of the first 2 rounds. Then he showed that he is 58 and the old adage "the legs are the first thing to go" proved really true.

The fact that Paul was scared of Tysons power to the point of 3 punch combos and run away even in the final rounds tells me he will never beat a real boxer in his prime.

[call_me_ishmael]

That was staged as hell IMO.

[bobblehead]

That was staged as hell IMO.

Staged as in a 58 year old fighting a 27 year old? Yes. Would Tyson have KOed him if he had the chance. Absolutely. I think Paul would have done the same early on, but by the 7th round when Tyson was pretty much just ducking and not punching I think Paul decided it wouldn't be cool to tee off on him.

[call_me_ishmael]

Staged as in a 58 year old fighting a 27 year old? Yes. Would Tyson have KOed him if he had the chance. Absolutely. I think Paul would have done the same early on, but by the 7th round when Tyson was pretty much just ducking and not punching I think Paul decided it wouldn't be cool to tee off on him.

I personally think it was scripted from the jump. Mike barely threw any punches. Yes he's 58 but world class athlete's don't lose it to that extent I don't think. I still think Mike could beat most college hoops players for example.

[bobblehead]

I personally think it was scripted from the jump. Mike barely threw any punches. Yes he's 58 but world class athlete's don't lose it to that extent I don't think. I still think Mike could beat most college hoops players for example.

May I inquire as to how old you are? I am 54 and trust me, a guy who is 5'10" and 228lbs does not have endless stamina. His legs are gone. When I was 25 I could close on anyone in martial arts matches. I exploded out of my stance. Now I doubt I could close on a fat out of shape 25 year old without getting hit in the face first.

And for "mike", he couldn't put in 5 quality minutes in a D1 game. No shot.