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  • #16
    Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
    If you REALLY love this woman, don't take chances. Stack the deck first, get her pregnant. Swap her birth control pills with chicklets. Holes in condoms are effective.

    Women have been using these sorts of tricks forever, the end justifies the means.
    Oh NO dont do that I keep tellign you Jayo dont do it!
    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
      If you REALLY love this woman, don't take chances. Stack the deck first, get her pregnant. Swap her birth control pills with chicklets. Holes in condoms are effective.

      Women have been using these sorts of tricks forever, the end justifies the means.
      Ah, Harlan...last of the true romantics!
      -digital dean

      No "TROLLS" allowed!

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      • #18
        [quote="Tyrone Bigguns"]
        Originally posted by KYPack
        I'm shocked, Tyrone. That was a real Romeo move. I didn't think ya had it in ya!


        Shocked? Why? You think Tyrone was always a crackhead?

        Forgot to mention...WE SMOKED SOME ROCKS.
        OK, I believe that part of the story.

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