Hey, this is my 100th post!

[superfan]

Just thought I'd celebrate this landmark occasion. 100 posts -- few, if any, of which have been memorable, insightful, of have added any meaningful contribution to the common good. Simply eating up disk space on some server somewhere in cyberspace, probably Siberia.

Friends, family, and other lesser beings that don't visit forum sites think 100 posts is insanity, and a lot of wasted time. But I know better. I know I'm just a noob who can't hold a candle to the hallowed names of woodbuck27, MJZiggy, Partial and the rest.

I think I'll celebrate by joining the Century Club.

Thanks to all for this fantastic site.

[the_idle_threat]

Well, I'll be the first to congratulate you.

Congratulations!

And for those who might say this is wasted time ... you can remind them you have already met some new friends through your association with this site!

[MadtownPacker]

Congrats!! I hope Harvey invited you over to his trailer for some brews!!

[the_idle_threat]

Harv to superfan: "Come by my house on Friday night. I'm throwing a huge party!"

superfan: "Yeah, what kind of party?"

Harv: "It'll be a blast! There'll be drinkin' and smokin', swearin' and rasslin', fuckin' and fightin'!

superfan: "That sounds like a hell of a party! Who's all gonna be there?"

Harv: "Well, it's just you and me so far."

[BallHawk]

By the way, does anybody spend so much time on here, they start using some of the posters name in actual conversation? I found myself the other day comparing somebody to Woodbuck.

Am I Mad?

[BallHawk]

Harv to superfan: "Come by my house on Friday night. I'm throwing a huge party!"

superfan: "Yeah, what kind of party?"

Harv: "It'll be a blast! There'll be drinkin' and smokin', swearin' and rasslin', fuckin' and fightin'!

superfan: "That sounds like a hell of a party! Who's all gonna be there?"

Harv: "Well, it's just you and me so far."

HAHA!

NABOMNF(Non-Alcoholic Beaverage out my Nostrils Funny)

[HarveyWallbangers]

NABOMNF(Non-Alcoholic Beaverage out my Nostrils Funny)

You had beaverage come out of your nostrils? Did a little muff divin', did ya?

[superfan]

Harv to superfan: "Come by my house on Friday night. I'm throwing a huge party!"

superfan: "Yeah, what kind of party?"

Harv: "It'll be a blast! There'll be drinkin' and smokin', swearin' and rasslin', fuckin' and fightin'!

superfan: "That sounds like a hell of a party! Who's all gonna be there?"

Harv: "Well, it's just you and me so far."

I like it, but since it's a special occasion and all, maybe we should try something different for a change.

[Harlan Huckleby]

NABOMNF(Non-Alcoholic Beaverage out my Nostrils Funny)

You had beaverage come out of your nostrils? Did a little muff divin', did ya?

Note to Madtown: Move this thread to the dirty talk room! i am

[MJZiggy]

By the way, does anybody spend so much time on here, they start using some of the posters name in actual conversation? I found myself the other day comparing somebody to Woodbuck.

Am I Mad?

No. Mad's the dude that runs this joint. You're Ballhawk. You really have to learn to keep these things straight.

[BallHawk]

Don't blame me, blame Smirnoff.




JP

[MJZiggy]

Now I understand the Smirnoff thing. Just tried Wild Grape and if that stuff doesn't taste exactly like grape kool-aid...Watch out, that's how they get you hooked on that stuff.

[the_idle_threat]

Don't blame me, blame Smirnoff.




JP

That Russian bastard!

[BallHawk]

The whole malt beverage is used to hook teenagers. I was at a friends party and he and some of his friends were drinking Smirnoff Twisted. There is nothing more pathetic than seeing a kid claiming, "I think I'm drunk," after a half bottle of Smirnoff. They drink being drunk is cool.

[Partial]

Don't blame me, blame Smirnoff.




JP

That Russian bastard!

TIT = funniest poster on the boards