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[MJZiggy]

What kind of a person keeps 41 hamsters in a house? Then again, 2 months ago it might have just been a pair...

[BallHawk]

What kind of a person has 1 hamster in their house?

[MJZiggy]

The kind with an elementary school kid that doesn't want a dog or cat. These animals are toys.

[MateoInMex]

"I'm a little worried about how the hamster was smuggled aboard. Maybe you don't want to find it."

It must have come via 1st class, I believe when one of the flight attendants noticed Richard Gere bending over for the Inflight Catalog.

Hey I got my avatar!!!

[mraynrand]

"I'm a little worried about how the hamster was smuggled aboard. Maybe you don't want to find it."

It must have come via 1st class, I believe when one of the flight attendants noticed Richard Gere bending over for the Inflight Catalog.

LOL - I should have guessed - the star of "A Rodent and a Gentleman," or "Pretty Hamster"

[KYPack]

"I'm a little worried about how the hamster was smuggled aboard. Maybe you don't want to find it."

It must have come via 1st class, I believe when one of the flight attendants noticed Richard Gere bending over for the Inflight Catalog.

Hey I got my avatar!!!

Hey Mateo

Muy Bonita. I didn't know it, but I missed that baby.

Where'd it go & how you get it back?

I shudda known you'd make the first Richard Gere joke.

[woodbuck27]

Hamsters are becoming a major concern.

First it was Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde, Floyd Bannister, Baby Face Nelson and Al Capone...now... something far more dangerous.

There will soon be a full scale Government Inquiry and Commission appointed:

To come up with valuable Information, on how best to advise Hamster Owners regarding Responsible Hamster Training and Control and the importance of keeping " these Little Devils " on a short lease.

THE HAMSTER CONTROL - BUREAU of INVESTIGATION ( HCBI )

Has just released it's:

TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST.

Mr. Squeaky



Mr. Squeaky is wanted For:

Creating Inferiority Complex in Local Goldfish; Using “Cuteness” to Manipulate.....Reward: $9.00

Spammy



Spammy is Wanted For: Eating Homework REWARD: $11.00

Snowball



Snowball is wanted For:Eating Homework and still not learning a thing. Reward: $11.00

Fuzzy



Fuzzy is wanted For: Eating food provided by "the Salvation Army" for Street People Reward: $11.00

Sulu



Sulu is wanted For: Spanking school nerd and vandalizing local businesses
Reward: $14.60

Fluffy



Fluffy is wanted For: Licking self in inappropriate areas.
Reward $8.00

Ginger



Ginger is wanted For: Peeing in Teacher’s Hand. Causing Laughter; Gross-Outs. Reward: $19.95

Snuggles



Snuggles is wanted for: Creating a inferiority complex in Pit Bulls; Using “too much charm” to Manipulate them. Reward: $1.00

Big Bertha



Big Bertha is wanted for:Escaping from cage, pooping on floor and ignoring a clean up.
Reward: $29.95

Oscar



Oscar is wanted for:Using and abusing Public Transportation,and especially for not paying his way.
Reward: $29.95

BE ON THE LOOKOUT - FOR THESE PUBLIC ENEMIES.

LET'S GET THESE GUY"S BACK IN THE CAGE WHERE THEY BELONG.

[MateoInMex]

Hey KY! What's up?

Jack's Smirking revenge hooked me up!!!


When the topic of hamsters is brought up, it's pretty much open season on Richard Gere.

When the original hamster story broke the newswire, I wonder how many hits Google received with typed subject matter looking like this:

Hamster Australia Richard Gere

Richard Gere 1 sick bastard

Australian hamsters and the bloke from Red Corner

Inflight Catalog frightened airline attendant Richard Gere's a**hole

[Chester Marcol]

Let's not rip on Richard Gere'bil to bad. Haven't any of you sat on something accidentally? Granted, it may not have been a live rodent and you probably weren't naked, but still, you all have done it.

[Partial]

Granted, it may not have been a live rodent and you probably weren't naked, but still, you all have done it.

Hilarious sentence!

[K-town]

From the movie "Mallrats":

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.

True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco
wound up on the news.

It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week,
he did it again.

Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the
emergency room.

So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying
another cat.

And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt !

You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why
don't you knock it off ?"

And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get
the gerbil out ?"

My cousin was a weird guy.

[mraynrand]

You get that Hamster out of your keyster right now, Mayo-nase, Or I'm gonna pull it out!!



"Don't you do it, sir! It's got no place to go, it's got no place to g...."

[MateoInMex]

LMFAO!!!



This thread needs to continue!!!


I never saw Mallrats, but I am intrigued and will rent it.


Chester, lol!! Nice!!

That could be a whole 'nother thread. Things WE'VE SAT ON!! Set it up and I will be one of the first to post!!!





MRay...ROFL!!! I am still laughing at an Officer and a Rodent!!!!

[MateoInMex]

Wood,

Big Bertha is scary!


Now I understand why Gere doesn't use a Hamster wheel or that plastic gerbil maze in his cages.


That would be pretty scary if Richie is indicted along with Balco for juicing up his rodent buddies.


Of course, Bertha would deny it all under oath and state that he was just using a cream the whole time but didn't know what it was for.

GERBILS ON STEROIDS LIKE WE'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM IMPRESSING AT THE COMBINES!

I guess Oscar ran a 4.2 from the taint to the.. . .

[Chester Marcol]

Chester, lol!! Nice!!

That could be a whole 'nother thread. Things WE'VE SAT ON!! Set it up and I will be one of the first to post!!!

Hilarious sentence!

Ty. They just started playing Scrubs reruns and I saw one last week or so where the one wise ass main Dr who hates everyone was looking at an xray of a light bulb in someones ass with the Head guy and one of the interns and he says "Either that guy's rectum has a good idea or he has a light bulb jammed up his butt" Frigin hilarious.