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[woodbuck27]

From the movie "Mallrats":

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.

True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco
wound up on the news.

It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week,
he did it again.

Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the
emergency room.

So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying
another cat.

And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt !

You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why
don't you knock it off ?"

And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get
the gerbil out ?"

My cousin was a weird guy.

This material is absolutely TOP FLIGHT.

V.V. FUNNY !! X 10 !!!

It's now in my joke repetoire.

[woodbuck27]

Wood,

Big Bertha is scary!


Now I understand why Gere doesn't use a Hamster wheel or that plastic gerbil maze in his cages.


That would be pretty scary if Richie is indicted along with Balco for juicing up his rodent buddies.


Of course, Bertha would deny it all under oath and state that he was just using a cream the whole time but didn't know what it was for.

GERBILS ON STEROIDS LIKE WE'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM IMPRESSING AT THE COMBINES!

I guess Oscar ran a 4.2 from the taint to the.. . .

BIG BERTHA



Wanted for:Escaping from her cage, pooping on floor and ignoring a clean up. Reward: $29.95

MateoInMex:

BIG BERTHA scares the "H" out of me; it is every citizens duty to get her off the streets, where she is so destructive.

Let's take BIG BERTHA... down !

[MateoInMex]

I know the story was a few weeks ago, but the last 20 seconds of this FAMILY GUY clip just might help my Richard Gere on the flight with the hamster theory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOjWSY81ik&NR