Favorite Alkie Drink

[Little Whiskey]

Mad, i used to work with a guy that was from mexico. I think he had just recently crossed the river. He would talk about drinking tekillya, like most people talk about drinking beer. granted this guy was as big as a house, but that is one thing i stay away from, even the smell gives me a cause of the ya ya's.
It was a buddies b-day and we decided to go down the La Perla's (in Milwaukee, on National.) I think in order to work there you must be related to the guy mentioned above, cause i have never had a Margarrittas as strong. After the multi pitchers of Marg. we decided to test each others manhood by doing shots of 1800. Our girlfriends (now wives) had to carry us out of the place. It was a long cold ride home with my head out of the window. since that day, i have never had a sip, and once i saw the tab, i had to eat romin noodles for 2 months in order to cover the c.c. bill

[FavreChild]

What was the line from The Simpsons?

"To alcohol: the cause of...and solution to....all of life's problems."

Ah, yes. That's it.

[hurleyfan]

Mostly enjoy nice cold Brews (like the micro's). But really enjoy Manhattan's!

[CyclonePackFan]

What was the line from The Simpsons?

"To alcohol: the cause of...and solution to....all of life's problems."

Ah, yes. That's it.

Such a good quote...

[CyclonePackFan]

On an unrelated note, is it wierd that I kind of want to get that $1000 Mint Julep they're gonna be selling at the Kentucky Derby? Granted, there's no way I'd pull the trigger and actually get it if I could even afford to get to and be at the Derby...but still...makes you wonder how good it could be...

[FavreChild]

Yeah, or the $200 hurricane from Pat O'Brians. That thing is AWESOME. You don't feel as highbrow as the folks drinking the $1,000 mint julep, of course.

[CyclonePackFan]

Holy hell...

I had a friend tell me about it and thought he was joking, but I guess it's serious.

There's such a thing as a "Martini on the rock" sold at the Algonquin hotel in New York. The price tag: up to $1,000,000. The kicker is when they say "on the rock", they're referring to the big F'n diamond that's at the bottom of the glass.

[MJZiggy]

Zig, I used to drink Malibu with cranberry juice, but pineapple juice is good, too.

For the record, it has to be straight pineapple. It loses something with the banana and strawberry in there.

[Oscar]

I like Beer... Sometimes I'm high... And sometimes It makes me feel mellow. Help me here Whiskey...I justa need to hear a..... Makes Me feel....Meeeellllooowwww........

[Bossman641]

I just wanna say Happy Drinking to everyone toni9ght. Whiskey and Coke has me feeling mighty good. Fuck Jack, I roll with Evan

[CyclonePackFan]

I just wanna say Happy Drinking to everyone toni9ght. Whiskey and Coke has me feeling mighty good. Fuck Jack, I roll with Evan

Dammit my drinking buddies all had too much homework to do tonight. I did get a chance to be amused by a frosh girl whom I don't think ever drank before.

"Let's try mixing Peach Schnapps and Guiness"

I hope she liked how it looks, because I can almost guarantee she'll be seeing it twice tonight...

I'll just have to get smashed after I go see Dave Attell tomorrow night. I'm sure he'll put me in a drinking mood.

[Little Whiskey]

I like Beer... Sometimes I'm high... And sometimes It makes me feel mellow. Help me here Whiskey...I justa need to hear a..... Makes Me feel....Meeeellllooowwww........

I believe your looking for Tom T Hall.

I like beer It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer It helps me unwind and sometime it makes me feel mellow
Whiskeys too rough
Champaign cost too much
vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain
as a matter of fact I like beer


I know it belongs in the song thread, but this is a great drinking song. Maybe the king of Song threads should start one about "best Drinking Songs" I don't think you can beat country music for a good ole drinking song. There is a song by Jerry Lee Lewis, What's Made milwaukee Famous Made a Loser out of me.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Cocaine don't make me crazy,
champagne don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

Taj Mahal

[MadtownPacker]

Mad, i used to work with a guy that was from mexico. I think he had just recently crossed the river. He would talk about drinking tekillya, like most people talk about drinking beer. granted this guy was as big as a house, but that is one thing i stay away from, even the smell gives me a cause of the ya ya's.
It was a buddies b-day and we decided to go down the La Perla's (in Milwaukee, on National.) I think in order to work there you must be related to the guy mentioned above, cause i have never had a Margarrittas as strong. After the multi pitchers of Marg. we decided to test each others manhood by doing shots of 1800. Our girlfriends (now wives) had to carry us out of the place. It was a long cold ride home with my head out of the window. since that day, i have never had a sip, and once i saw the tab, i had to eat romin noodles for 2 months in order to cover the c.c. bill

HAHA good story!! Tekillya huh? I think it is great, but please leave the Margaritas for the senoritas!! The hombres dont play that!!

[Charles Woodson]

I have a bottle of coconut rum I haven't cracked open yet. I wonder what happens if you mix it with Kahlua...

I've always found that some good coconut rum goes well with pineapple juice. Get one or two of those, a little tiki umbrella, and a warm day and it kind of makes you feel like you're not stuck in the middle of the Midwest.

Ha ha, the funny part, is i dont live there lol yeah even tho i may not be able to legally drink, ive had most of the things uve said. although i still prefer Bacardi and coke