Beer Makes You Smarter

[Joemailman]

Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


-Cliff Claven

[MJZiggy]

I thought you were gonna bring up a checkbook and B's minivan...

[Charles Woodson]

I like the reasoning, and hey Zig whats wrong with B's example

[MJZiggy]

In your case, several years.

[Charles Woodson]

In your case, several years.

too late

[MJZiggy]

Kids these days. As I recall, it had nothing to do with beer...

[Charles Woodson]

Kids these days. As I recall, it had nothing to do with beer...

So what beer liquor same thingg

[MJZiggy]

Different beverage, different barf...

[Charles Woodson]

Different beverage, different barf...

Low blow...and just for next time is beer worse?

[MJZiggy]

Dunno. Never overindulged on beer.

[Charles Woodson]

Dunno. Never overindulged on beer.

Good tip maybe next time ill remember

[Freak Out]

Beer will save the world.

[Partial]

Don't drink until college. That's why they invented drinking. Don't be fooled by the ancient tales of prohibition and whatnot. Libel. That's just what they want you to believe.

[MJZiggy]

I thought that's why they invented college...

[Partial]

I thought that's why they invented college...

They invented college to fulfill the insatiable sexual cravings of males.