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I'm still having a tough time breathing after the Romo one 
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The Slinky
Start at the top of the stairs in the 69 position, and then slowly topple end over end down the stairs with each other's junk crammed in your mouths.
Bonus points for humming the Slinky jingle.
The Blue Thunder
Prop your girl's haunches up in the air against a couch or chair. Mount her from above and attempt to spin around with your arms and legs straight out as she supports your weight.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.
Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
The Smiling Donut
Have your girl lay on her side with her top leg over your shoulder. When you're ready to finish, pull out and glaze her vertical smile with your batch.
Bonus points if you say, "Time to make the donuts," as you finish.
cont'd here: http://www.thephatphree.com/features...71&SectionID=1
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The Slinky
Start at the top of the stairs in the 69 position, and then slowly topple end over end down the stairs with each other's junk crammed in your mouths.
Bonus points for humming the Slinky jingle.
The Blue Thunder
Prop your girl's haunches up in the air against a couch or chair. Mount her from above and attempt to spin around with your arms and legs straight out as she supports your weight.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.
Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
The Smiling Donut
Have your girl lay on her side with her top leg over your shoulder. When you're ready to finish, pull out and glaze her vertical smile with your batch.
Bonus points if you say, "Time to make the donuts," as you finish.
cont'd here: http://www.thephatphree.com/features...71&SectionID=1
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